Thursday, December 31

Funny Metal Detecting "Clad"

I came across this site while doing some research on my lunch hour. I thought a few of these shirts were funny, especially the evolution of metal detecting and the anti-pull tab shirts. Don't be surprised if I do some 2010 Christmas shopping on this site.

http://shop.cafepress.com/metal-detecting?page=1

Wednesday, December 30

Buckle B's Year End Review

Personally, 2009 was a year I may not be able to fully wrap my mind around for awhile. You know the details, so I won't go into them. But the year has ended on an extremely positive note and I am excited about 2010.

Here are a few things that stand out in my mind while looking back on the events of the past year, in no particular order:

  • The August 4th rain storm was impressive. Being the weather geek I am, it doesn't take much to impress me, but rainfall rates of 9" per hour in some areas around Louisville? That is something you usually only hear about in hurricanes, in the tropics or on top of some mountain in a remote rain forest. Plus working at Slugger Field gave me a different perspective.
  • The hiring of John Calipari at Kentucky: I was a little nervous about the "baggage" Calipari brought with him. Currently I'm blinded by the early success. I just hope the aura presently surrounding UK basketball doesn't go the way of Tiger Woods. And speaking of Tiger Woods...
  • I am more disappointed than the average person concerning the Tiger Woods issue. Not because my opinion of him as a person has changed, because it really hasn't, but because this could take him away from the game of golf for the foreseeable future. I enjoy watching Tiger Woods play golf. He is the best in my favorite sport and I hate the fact I may not see him play for awhile. I will still watch golf (and enjoy it), but I will miss watching the best golfer on the planet.
  • Barack Obama becoming President of the United States. This does not stand out because he is the first black president (sorry Slick Willy), but because I can't believe a man named Barack Hussein Obama was elected President of the United States just 7 years after the 9/11 attacks. The general population (i.e. red states) were so terrified of anyone with a middle eastern sounding name. Politics aside, I find it ironic and fascinating he was able to win the election (but then again, look at his competition).

I would like to hear what everyone else remembers about 2009. It can be anything at all: personal, news, sports etc.

Thursday, December 24

A Heart Warming Message from a "Christian"-Merry Christmas!

"This is a sickening display of the atheist agenda at work. I pray that we
can get some leadership to round-up these people and give them a taste of their
own medicine. If they don't believe is [sic] God, I say we send them a one-way Express ticket to meet their Creator. As someone said, as Christians, we only need to turn the other cheek TO OTHER CHRISTIANS. Everyone else can go die for all I care. PS. MERRY CHRISTMAS."

How Not to Fix a Pool Chemical Pump

One thing I have learned during my short time at the JCC is the big things usually break in the last hour of the day. Out of the four workers on my maintenance staff, one is on vacation, one is still out sick since a heart attack in November and the other two leave at 3:30 each day because they get in very early.

I received a call from aquatics (as usual) and was told the chlorine pump "center tube" was not working, therefore no chlorine was getting to the pool. I didn't even know where the chlorine pump was located, much less what a center tube was or how to fix it.

I called the maintenance guy that is on vacation (something he told me to do if I ever needed anything) and told him what the problem was. He directed me to the pump and gave me step by step instructions over the phone of where to find the part and how to replace it. The repair itself was easy, so I know how to fix at least one thing on a pool if it every happens again.

However, the worst part was not the repair, but the smooth move I pulled while repairing it. I unplugged the pump like I was supposed to so no chlorine was being pumped through the tubing. However, when I pulled the small "broken" tube off, it still had drops of chlorine in it. While pulling it off, a few drops of chlorine flipped out and went straight into my left eye. I flushed it out with water and then finished the repair with basically one eye. Looking in the mirror last night I had a chemical burn on my eye...a little raised nodule I could feel when I blinked.

The redness went away and the burning stopped last night. Today it feels almost as good as new, except my left eye seems to be over actively "making sleep" throughout the day in an attempt to completely heal itself.

Bottom line is, even if everything is turned off and looks dry, wear goggles, genius.

Monday, December 21

"Ugly" Sweater Party

I'm a man who takes great pride in his appearance, so when it comes to parties I like to look my best. This is why I was humiliated and broken hearted when I won second place in at an "ugly Christmas sweater" party on Saturday.

Apparently there were drunk people judging who wouldn't recognize high fashion if they unwrapped it on Christmas morning.

I thought having Julie by my side would only make me look that much better, but apparently it backfired and everyone just assumed she was with me out of pity.

It's nice to know I wasn't voted "ugliest" at the party, but I didn't appreciate having to pose in the line up of 1st, 2nd and 3rd like it was the stinking Olympics!

Anyway, I had fun at the party and I am willing to auction off the sweater after the holidays. I'm sure it will fetch a pretty penny in Milan or Paris. I guess such beauty is lost here in the United States.

Thursday, December 17

This Ain't Your Grandma's Spin Class


I participated in a "spin class" at the LAC last night with Julie and her friend Dala. Basically it's an hour long intense workout on a stationary bike. I should be doing the classes at the JCC, and I will, but I have four free guest visits at the LAC, so I might as well use them.
I was told last night's class was more intense than most. Over the course of an hour, we never stopped and constantly pushed ourselves between 60% -100% maximum effort (except for the first 5 minutes we spent increasing the heart rate and getting warm). It was fantastic cardio work plus we did hills and stretches of standing up on the bike doing runs and sprints. I usually don't sweat much, but I had sweat pouring off my face the entire time. The instructor did a great job of pushing us to our limit. Just when you think you couldn't go anymore, he would make you go another 30 seconds. My legs are like Jell-O today, but it was definitely a great workout. I'm not saying I look forward to the next time, but I think I'll be back.

Wednesday, December 16

Ho Ho Holy Hell He's an Atheist!

The article linked below is about a man in North Carolina who was elected to the city council. But, because he is an atheist, according to the North Carolina constitution, he is not eligible to serve. The U.S. Constitution, obviously, trumps this. It will be interesting to see how many lawsuits are filed just to give him grief (to be fair, the guy may be a complete idiot, but he did win the election).

http://www.citizen-times.com/article/20091208/NEWS01/912080327/Critics-of-Cecil-Bothwell-cite-N.C.-bar-to-atheists

I've copied and pasted some of my favorite reader's comments below...you know...the ones that give me that warm fuzzy feeling.

"It is difficult for a person without faith and accountance to have
character and be accountable for their actions."

"I am curious what moral beliefs an atheist has and what guides their belief. Since the ten commandments are irrelevant in their beliefs...Are atheists able to be selective in choosing the ones that apply to them and the situation?"

"When he is in the hell he denies and desires to call and check on the city he once served, it will be a local call." -basically saying Ashville will become hell if they start electing atheists to office.

"On his/her deathbed, no one is an atheist. We want to live like the devil, but be saved from death like an angel. It's okay. God knows how you feel. He was once in human form, and knows exactly how you feel."

Tuesday, December 15

That Was a Rough 12 Hours

Around 3 o'clock Monday afternoon while at my desk I started feeling sore and tired. By 3:30 I had broken into cold sweats. I knew then I should probably head home. By 4:15 I was in bed with a comforter and a quilt, my body pillow and two regular pillows with the heat cranked up in my apartment. I was drenched in sweat but couldn't get warm. I was miserable. My leg and back muscles had a strange tingling sensation and felt like rubber. I slept until 9pm and felt I needed to get up. I was feeling extremely nauseous and wanted to sit up for a bit. Walking into the living room was a chore and I collapsed on the couch out of breath. My plan was to sit up and watch "Big Bang Theory," try to eat a little, drink some juice and then go back to bed. A few minutes after being in the living room, I knew my reputation for hardly ever getting "sick" was in jeopardy. I went to the bathroom for a good half-hour and sat on the edge of the tub. To make a long story short, I need to start a new streak. I went back into the living room and watched my show (I love having a DVR), ate a bowl of chicken noodle soup and drank a small glass of juice. I went back to bed around 10:30 and slept soundly until 3am. I noticed then I was still very tired, but felt better. When I woke up for good at 6:30, I felt great.

All I can figure is it was an intense 12 hour bug or food poisoning. Very strange.

Friday, December 11

"Blue Jesus" John Wall Photoshops






Addendum to My Christmas List

I thought of a few more things to add to my Christmas list if needed (all Harry Potter related). I still need "The Sorcerer's Stone" and "Deathly Hallows" (book 1 & 7) in the Harry Potter series. I would also like to have the "Half-Blood Prince" movie since it just came out on DVD.

Thanks. And please don't have Aunt Bethany wrap any of my gifts or I'll wind up getting green Jell-O or her cat.

"Is This the Airport, Clark?"

Ok, so it's not as beautiful as the Griswold's house at Christmas, but I blame it on not having enough lights. Julie asked me to hang lights outside her house because this is her first Christmas being settled in. When I get a better picture with a real camera, I'll post it. But for now you'll just have to look at one from my Sprint POS.

Friday, December 4

Uncle Leo Would Be Very Disappointed

I have noticed for the past several years how often I say hello to someone in passing and never get a response. I don't say hello to everyone I pass. For example, if I'm in a crowd or if the other person is talking on the phone I won't bother. If I'm in an empty stairwell or hallway, however, and I pass someone, I will say at the very least "hello." Sometimes it is followed by "how are you today?" Simple and cliche, I know, but it's just being polite.
I've also noticed I often don't receive a "thank you" when I hold a door open for someone. I have found myself plenty of times biting my tongue to prevent myself from giving a sarcastic "your welcome!' But this is beside the point...
While thinking about this I have noticed one peculiar constant. The offenders usually seem to be older. Is this because it's unexpected coming from someone younger and they are thrown off? Is it because they are just getting crotchety? Has the Bel-tone been turned down and they just can't hear it? Who knows... but if anyone has any insight into this, I would love to hear about it.

Wednesday, December 2

Buckle B's Christmas List

I have been asked to provide a list of a few small items I may want for Christmas besides the wonderful gift Santa already has for me. While I can't compete with Dad's list, here are a few things I have been thinking of.
  • DVD-Any season of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"(Half-Price & B&M Exchange have them).

  • Book-"Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal" by Christopher Moore (would like to have the black cover with the gilded edges).

  • Any game for Nintendo Wii would be nice; NCAA football or basketball, NFL, MLB, Mario Kart (yes...I know...but it's Christmas and video games just come with the season).

  • Any St. Louis Cardinals or UK apparel (you can never have enough)

  • pizza cutter (for all the pizza I order that's already pre-sliced)

  • cast iron skillet (for all the cooking I won't be doing)

  • small bottle of CK One cologne (almost out) -you think I smell this good naturally?


Hope that helps.

"They can't all be winners kid."

Thursday, November 12

Like a Stuck Pig

It looks like I might be getting the H1N1 vaccine on Saturday. I have gone back and forth on the decision, but I'm a sucker for mass panic. If my place is a mess, I start snorting when I laugh or start dating a frog, you'll know why. Who knows, this shot could save my bacon.

Sunday, November 8

Nice Weekend

As usual, the weekend went by too fast, but it was nice. Friday night I went to Bardstown Road with Julie and two of her friends to see "See Emily Play." Emily is a friend of theirs. She was the singer and the guy, Brian, played the guitar. They are very similar to Kimmet and Doug if anyone has seen them around town. It was a low key night and a nice way to end the week.

Saturday I went to a wedding across the river. It was a co-worker of Julie's and I had the pleasure of being her date (There is a very funny story about the way the day started, beginning with picking up Julie, but I won't go into that here. You'll just have to ask me next time you see me). It was a small wedding, but met several of her co-workers. The food and the company were good. I did what I was supposed to do as a wedding date. Wore my suit and looked good, got the drinks and even got on the dance floor (in the back of the crowd so there will be no incriminating pictures). After the wedding, we went to Dundee and met with my friend Jeff for a bit before calling it a night. By the way, the Dundee Dip and the white bean chili are excellent!

Today was a day to spend around the apartment. I cleaned, did some laundry, loaded the dishwasher, went through some paperwork for work, went to the grocery and even had a little nap. I still have several things to get in order, but I had a good start.

I'm a little nervous still about starting the new work week. This will be my first full week, but once I get Monday under my belt, it will be fine. I have several big projects I need to getting rolling on, so hopefully the clock will not move as slow as it seemed to last week.

I am hoping with my first paycheck I can get a bed and a table for my dining room. I also had vacation days left with the Bats, so I get paid through the 15th by them. Nothing like double dipping on paychecks! Currently my box spring is sitting on the floor and I have to eat all my meals on the couch (which I will still probably do, but it will be nice to have the option).

That's all for now. Not real exciting, I know, but I still haven't felt settled enough to blog regularly. My life has seen several major changes in the last few months and they just keep on coming.

Wednesday, October 28

"So Long and Thanks for All the Fish"

I have spent the last week at Slugger trying to get my renewals out and tie up any loose ends before my last day next week. Going through files and trying to get a little better organized so it's easier on my former intern when he comes in. I believe my office is holding a farewell/congratulations party for me Monday at Fox & the Hound. Should be fun.
I start at the Jewish Community Center Wednesday. I'm sure I will be nervous (I already am), but I can't wait to get in there and start my new career. There will be a lot to learn and names to remember. I've already started reading about pool maintenance online.

I should have a fun weekend ahead before I get back to the grind next week. Softball tournament starts Thursday night (my first post season pitching debut), Waverly Hills w/Julie on Friday, Halloween party at her friends on Saturday and possibly headed to the UK open practice on Sunday.

Monday, October 19

As I was Saying...

Don't you just hate it when your interrupted and you forget what you were talking about? So where was I? Oh, that's right...I said I'd be blogging again soon. I don't have long because I'm "piggy-backing" off of someones wi-fi. It says the signal is week, but so far so good. If I get busted by "the man" and locked away, tell my story...

Anyway, I have spent tons of money the last few weeks buying things I need. Small items like a paper towel holder, pots and pans and a crock pot. And big items like a mattress set and laptop computer (which I am using now so you can read this wonderful blog. Please send donations to 937B...). I plan on getting my bed frame in the next week or two. Hopefully a real live wooden one with a headboard. I have an interview Tuesday morning, so I plan on getting to bed at a decent hour. I pretty much need this job so I can pay for all this swag.

The apartment is nice, it's just taking some time to fill up. At least it's not cluttered.

I saw "Zombieland" with my friend Aaron yesterday. I thoroughly enjoyed it. I enjoy any movie that makes me laugh while there is blood flying everywhere. So, Mark and Kevin, when you guys can go see it, I'm in.

Though the last few months have been anything but easy, I have had plenty of time to spend with friends, make better friends out of acquaintances and make new friends altogether. I look forward to having some family over soon to see the place. Maybe I'll throw in a few movies to sweeten the deal.

I'll be blogging more now and as soon as I sit down with my camera and figure it out, I'll be able to post pictures (if I take some). I also need to get out and metal detect...so much to do.

Ok...I'm out like Muhammed Ali playing Jenga!

Monday, August 10

Not Much to Post

Not much to post. Maybe I'm not in the writing mood, but I'm sure it will come around. I had a fun weekend (even though I had to work Saturday). St. Joe's and the festivities afterward were fun. It was nice to hangout with friends and make new ones. Now I am looking forward to dinner tonight with my wonderful family.

Thursday, August 6

Backlog

I have a few stories I would like to share when I get the chance. I will be back blogging soon now that things have settled down a little and we don't have any games until next Friday. So stay tuned!

Thursday, July 16

My Favorite TV Week of the Year

This week of TV is only rivaled by the opening rounds of the NCAA Basketball Tournament. The British Open isn't necessarily my favorite major, but it is my favorite to watch. The style of golf, the scenery and the history put it near the top, then the time makes it my clear favorite to watch. I love getting up early and watching golf before work. The weekend usually consists of me getting breakfast early and bringing it back before coverage begins. I then spend the morning propped up on the couch (along with some dozing) and watching The Open.
This post is a little late. The second round is due to tee off in a couple of hours, but here is my off the cuff reaction and picks for the climax of the oldest championship.

It was great to see Tom Watson shoot his lowest opening round in the British Open...and this is a guy who has won it 5 times. At 59 years old, I fully expect Watson to shoot his age tomorrow. It just depends on what hole he'll do it.

Mark Calcavecchia and Mark O'Meara are also nice to see near the top. However, I fully expect to see the cream rise to the top (unless weather becomes severe and then anything can happen). Tiger Woods will be around on Sunday as usual. However, the two players I see as my favorites this year are Steve Stricker and Lee Westwood. I picked them both in my jackpot and have a feeling one of the two guys will be winning their first major. It may even come down to a playoff between the two.

You heard it here first. Happy Open, ya Limeys!

Wednesday, July 15

Tuesday Evening Practice

I played out at Polo Fields tonight to get in a little practice. I like Polo Fields ok (especially when it is free), but some of the layout is a little strange and doesn't fit my eye well. Blind tee shots on several holes (including a par 3) make it tough to pick your spots and get a good visual.

As I have been doing, I'm playing from the back tees and playing the ball down to try and prepare for Wednesday. But, as I said before, I plan on doing this from now on. I find it more rewarding. Anyway, I managed to shoot 37-38 for 75. I did double bogey one hole but it was because we got a little goofy and I tried to kill a drive. It subsequently ended up bouncing around on someones deck.

My concerns about Lakeside Wednesday has nothing to do with the length of the course or keeping the ball in play. The course is neither long nor narrow. My main concern is the condition of the course. Rolling the ball would be no problem, but playing it down is a different game there. The course needs rain and the fairways are very dry. They are note bare, but the grass was dry and every shot felt like a hard pan lie.

I think I'll be hitting some shots over the next week off of that type of lie to see the best way to attack it, but maybe I'll just hit it in the rough.

Tuesday, July 14

Practice

I have been attempting to get in some practice lately amidst the hullabaloo and I feel comfortable enough than I can put forth a good effort next Wednesday in Lexington. The course was a little thin and dry, making playing the ball down tough. I almost felt better off in the rough. Anyway, I will be playing Polo Fields tonight (I love free golf) to get in a little more practice.

My official USGA handicap should become active anytime now. The revision went through today. As of now, it is still showing no handicap, but that should change. You can follow my scores and keep up with my current index at GHIN.com. Just do a handicap search and put in the right state and name. It's pretty neat because you can look up anyone. I even found Arnold Palmer's.

Monday, June 8

Summer Reading

I try to read as much as possible, but this time of year it takes me awhile to get through some books. Coming home after games, my eyes don't feel much like reading so I end up watching TV until I go to bed. I recently finished the first book of Phillip Pullman's "His Dark Materials" series, "The Golden Compass." It was much better than the movie, as expected, and I look forward to reading the last two. However, I have taken a break from the trilogy and started reading "The Power of One" by Bryce Courtenay. I've only finished the first chapter, but I am looking forward to reading it over the next few weeks. The plan is to finish this and then the last two Pullman books. After that, I'll get back into another non-fiction. Not sure what, but I think I'll thumb through the book Kevin lent me. I am thinking about another U.S. history book, but I seem to always come back to the physical sciences (Kevin, have you read "Einstein's Dreams"? And if so, is it good?)If anyone has any recommendations, please let me know.

Friday, June 5

Thursday, June 4

So Ends An Era, But Not The Legend

The closure of Bellarmine Golf Course in July to make room for a parking lot and future buildings will put an end to one of the most famous courses in all of golf. Just like St. Andrews and Old Tom Morris or Augusta National and Bobby Jones, Bellarmine cannot be mentioned without the electrifying play of Brian Tabler. On October 12, 1988, his hole-in-one on the mountainous 4th hole sent shock waves throughout the golf world and transformed the game to it's current state. When asked about the destruction of the course he made famous, Tabler tearfully noted,

"They can plow it under. They can pave it, develop it and turn it into a concrete jungle. But history will remember. My fans will remember. I...will remember."


So ends an era, but not the legend.

Tuesday, May 26

Brief Update. Hopefully More Frequent Posts to Come

My promised highlights from round at Seneca, but I have since forgotten most of it (actually I haven't, but who cares about a round from over a week ago. I played well early until a 3 putt on the 7th and a nice triple bogey on the easy 8th hole par 3. I birdied 9 for a round of 40. The backside was a series of missed greens and bogeys. Pretty blah.

My last round after work with some guys at Nevel Meade was much more successful, even though I had too many bogeys the backside due strictly to mental errors instead of bad swings. I shot 35-40 for a 75. The highlight was on eagle on the par 5 7th. A high flop shot over a bunker from about 25 yards found the cup.

The bottom line is that I am hitting very good shots. Most of my mistakes come with poor club selection or trying shots that are unnecessary. So my goal is to stick to my game plan and take the simplest approach to shots. I will be playing Nevel Meade early Friday. I might get a round in Wednesday, but that depends on what Beth's schedule is. I also plan on getting one for the weekend. Free golf is great and I'm enjoying every minute of it. I feel I am playing the best golf in quite some time and just need ti keep my brain out of the way.

Work this current home stand has been crazy. Power outages during games, termite swarms in the Hall of Fame is absolutely ridiculous and numerous problems keep creeping up. Hopefully we are due for a smooth game.

That's it for now. I'm going to bed. Thanks to all those you keep checking my blog and I'm sure I will get back to it this week.

...One last note, my cornhole record for the season is 57-12. I've played quite a bit and am looking for some tournaments if anyone hears of any.

Saturday, May 16

Admit It, You Missed Me

It is getting late and I don't feel like writing, but I just wanted to let everyone know and am still kicking. My plan is to post again tomorrow. Until then, I will just leave you with a few thoughts.
  • Rachel Alexandra is a great horse and Mine That Bird is a very good horse. But I was rooting against Mine That Bird because I don't like his trainer.
  • I was happy to see Henrik Stenson win The Players Championship last week. As far as international players go, he's alright...and any guy willing to hit a shot on national TV in his skivies is ok in my book. At least he didn't pull a Rick Jackson (a story I will not get into detail on this blog).
  • My golf game is coming around and I expect to make further improvements this summer.
  • I'm rooting for the astronauts working on the Hubble. Go astronauts go!
  • My combined cornhole record this year is 40 -9. Not bad.

Just like Pop, I will post a post round recap of my round at Seneca tomorrow. My goal this year is too shoot a round in the 60's. Thanks for checking back in...I'm going to bad befor I fall asleep with zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Wednesday, April 29

Random Derby Stuff and More

  • Friesan Fire. Enough said. If you're looking for an exacta, toss in Dunkirk. Feel free to send me a check. I recommend 20% of any earnings, but you may contribute more if you are really thankful.
  • Cornhole boards available for Derby- I don't know what we are doing Derby Day yet, but it looks like the big shin-dig in Indiana is a possibility. I do have cornhole boards at work I can bring if anyone thinks they are needed (I know I'd use them).
  • I have decided to play golf on Oaks Day. I have a morning tee time at Oxmoor with a few guys from work. I am trying to get in all the practice I can before the North Korean Express hits town next week (I thing Wag may want some revenge after the Herculean comeback at Shawnee on Sunday).
  • I finally finished "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea." Jules Verne wrote the book in 1870. His foresight about submarines and other technology was amazing. While reading it, it seemed like he already new of the technology invented in the first quarter of the 20th century. I will have to learn more about him.
  • Up next is the "His Dark Materials" trilogy by Phillip Pullman. The first book is "The Golden Compass." Beth is almost done with the last book, so I need to go ahead and read them so we can discuss. Maybe will have tea and strumpets...

I mean crumpets.

Thursday, April 23

Showdown at the Valley




Saturday, May 9th, 2009 may begin just like any other day, but the hours that spill following sunrise will be retold for generations. The Coca-Cola Scramble at Sun Valley will witness two of the most formidable and electrifying scramble teams ever assembled on wide wide Dixie Highway. This town ain't big enough for the both of them, but the drama will be mammoth.

The first team is anchored by the father-son combo of Mark & Matt Wagner. This golf duo stooped to recruiting talent outside the United States. In a deal tenuously struck with North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, the Wagners acquired two of Pyongyang's biggest stars- Joo-Lee and Jit - in exchange for a collection of Warner Bros. cartoon DVD's. When asked if the language barrier may cause problems among the team, Wag senior snarled, "ya ain't got to speak no English to whoop some Tabler a**!"
When reporters asked Joo-Lee her reaction to playing in this tournament for the first time, she commented, "Coka-Cora ...been...very good... to me because... supreme leader say so very good."

The Don of the Tabler family, Bob "Steel Joints" Tabler, doesn't understand his family's sketchy reputation among those in the field. The Tabler's intimidation techniques are well known on the links, but the Don insists he raised his children to be respectful and upstanding members of the community. "I manage my boys with a firm and nurturing hand just like any loving father. They're good fellas."
His eldest son, Mark "Deep Freezer" Tabler, seems to have the raw ability, if not the refined skills of the "family business." Kevin " Hook n' Slice" Tabler works the ball around the course like a marionette. And Brian "Anchors" Tabler, the heavy weight of the team, has the experience and skill to drown the competition.

The golf committee may be wise to keep these teams separated on opposite sides of the course, but the TV ratings beg for a Team A-B match-up. With the Tabler team throwing daggers and the Wagner-Lee team launching missiles, the morning of May 9th will be a red dawn.

Cornhole Boards

A guy I work with built us some new cornhole boards for the office because the ones we plundered from the grounds crew were reclaimed on Thunder Saturday. I have put one coat of paint as a primer and lightly sanded them. My next job is to paint them with a semi-gloss paint and finally put on a thin coat of varnish.
I am also in the market for my own boards. Even though I have no space to store them (I'm sure my wonderful parents may watch after them for me because I'm sure we'd use them over there quite a bit). I haven't decided if I should have this same guy make me some or just buy a set. However, this brings me to the point of this blog post. I am searching for suggestions on the design of the boards. I have thought of the obvious idea of having team logos (I would like to have UK or St. Louis Cardinal designs). But I'm searching for something unique. I know my family is very creative and warped (in a good way) and could think of some interesting ideas.

For those of you unfamiliar with a cornhole board (and I can't imagine who that would be), I need to paint two of these:

Tuesday, April 21

Mt. Redoubt Web Cam

For any of you following the activity of Mt. Redoubt in Alaska, here is the link to the web cam updated every few minutes. Also, if you look to the left of the page, you will see a few different web cam locations for the volcano.

http://www.avo.alaska.edu/webcam/Redoubt_-_Hut.php

Monday, April 20

Happy Anniversary Mark & KIm

I didn't call you today because I knew you were out celebrating, but Happy Anniversary. I think we are all celebrating the fact that two such wonderful people found each other and ended up being such committed parents to two beautiful girls. We love you!

The Church & The Chiller

I had a few errands to run during lunch today and ended up on Bardstown Road in the Highlands. I pulled through a drive through to get a quick bite and decided to drive back in the neighborhoods around Cave Hill Cemetery. I found a nice quiet street and enjoyed the different architecture of the various houses and apartments unique to the Highlands. The grass is green, flowers and trees are in bloom and everything looks wonderful. As I sat in my car devouring my sandwich and listening to "State of Affairs" on NPR, I noticed several of the yards had signs in them that read: "Highland Presbyterian: Please Move Your Chiller."

I started wondering,"what the heck does that mean?" As I pulled away from the curb and drove down the block a few houses, I saw a different sign that read: www.thechurchandthechiller.com.

You can read for yourself the issue at hand, but it is hard to believe the church has so far gotten away with it. What happened to the days of shutting all the windows in the church in the summer and opening them all in the winter. That's how I remember it anyway (I'm looking at YOU Sister Margaret!)

Thursday, April 16

When Worlds Collide

The article linked below came out in November 2008, but I only came across it last night. It is from World Net Daily. Though I have no idea of this publications background, I suspect it to be a right wing conservative publication. Again, I have not researched it, so I first read it as an unbiased article (although the author calls "The God Delusion" an anti-Christian book, which leads me to believe he has not read it, or did not comprehend it. Also, a link to a book in the middle of the article on the spread of atheism titled "The Marketing of Evil" was a little obvious). Please read:
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=81459

While respecting the circumstances and feelings surrounding a case like this, especially a suicide of a young student, I find the reasoning of the student's family and friends short sighted and ignorant. Emotions often cloud judgement in such circumstances, but the slant the writer uses in the article adds to my disgust.

To suggest a book's presentation of "irrefutable" evidence destroys and undermines a persons faith and should be held accountable for "malpractice" is like blaming the iceberg for the Titanic hurling faster and faster, unchecked, through the icy North Atlantic. The evidence is what it is, so maybe the preliminary mindset is to blame. Did it not occur to anyone this young mind had been molded and filled with so much unquestionable "faith" that he forgot to think for himself. And once faced with ideas that break the mold, he was unable to cope. Even though it may hurt, blaming the truth is never a good idea.

The father stated by allowing his son to attend a secular school, he felt like he "put a toddler in the front of [his] car ." Kilgore's son was 22 years old. Definitely not a toddler, but he demonstrated the binding paralysis of a lifetime of indoctrination.

"I want to hold schools accountable for what they're teaching our kids. This was malpractice," he said. Challenging college students to read a book (not in the curriculum? GASP!) and allowing them to come to their own conclusions? How appalling! The problem did not lie in the book. The demise of this student started 20 years earlier, with the force feeding of misinformation, the discouragement of questioning, and the unaccountabilty of fundamental religious teaching.


Tuesday, April 14

Wednesday, April 8

My Champions Dinner

One of the great traditions of The Masters is the Champions Dinner. Below is a list of recent champions. Then, I will give you what I would pick.

"Winners of The Masters are members of an exclusive club, so they get together each year on the Tuesday night of tournament week to welcome the previous year's winner to the club. That club is officially known as the Masters Club, but unofficially the gathering is called the Champions Dinner.
The previous year's winner gets to select the menu (and pick up the tab!). Over the years, the dinner fare has ranged from cheeseburgers to sushi to haggis (if you don't know what haggis is, you're better off that way). But the former champs aren't required to eat what the defending champion selects. If the reigning champ's taste isn't to the taste of other Masters winners in the room, they can order off Augusta National's regular menu (which includes steaks, chicken and fish dishes).
Our favorite Champions Dinner menu was the one offered by Tiger Woods in 1998: cheeseburgers, chicken sandwiches, french fries and milkshakes. Hey, Tiger was only 22 at the time.
It's difficult to find info on Champions Dinner menus from the early days of the event, but more recent menus are usually reported in the media in the weeks leading up to The Masters.
Here is a sampling of Champions Dinner fare (the source for most of the pre-2000 menus listed below is a 1999 article in The Augusta Chronicle by Emily Sollie):

Trevor Immelman, 2009: Bobotie (a spiced minced meat pie with an egg topping), sosaties (type of chicken skewer), spinach salad, milk tart and South African wines.
Zach Johnson, 2008: Iowa beef, Florida shrimp.
Phil Mickelson, 2007: Barbecued ribs, chicken, sausage and pulled pork, with cole slaw.
Tiger Woods, 2006: Stuffed jalapeno and quesadilla appetizers with salsa and guacamole; green salad; steak fajitas, chicken fajitas, Mexican rice, refried beans; apple pie and ice cream for dessert.
Phil Mickelson, 2005: Lobster ravioli in tomato cream sauce, Caesar's salad, garlic bread.
Mike Weir, 2004: Elk, wild boar, Arctic char (that's a fish), Canadian beer.

Tiger Woods, 2002: Porterhouse steak and chicken with a sushi appetizer.
Vijay Singh, 2001: Seafood tom kah, chicken panang curry, baked sea scallops with garlic sauce, rack of lamb with yellow kari sauce, baked filet Chilean sea bass with three flavor chili sauce, lychee sorbet.
Mark O'Meara, 1999: Chicken fajitas, steak fajitas, sushi, tuna sashimi.
Tiger Woods, 1998: Cheeseburgers, chicken sandwiches, french fries, milkshakes.
Nick Faldo, 1997: Fish and chips, tomato soup.
Ben Crenshaw, 1996: Texas barbecue.
Jose Maria Olazabal, 1995: Paella (a Spanish rice dish) and hake (whitefish), plus tapas.
Bernhard Langer, 1994: Turkey and dressing, black forest torte."

Brian Tabler, 3-Time Lagoon Legend Memorial Champion: Prime Rib sandwiches w/ raw horseradish and au' jus, roasted red pepper chicken fettucini alfredo, baked potatoes and grilled sweet corn. For dessert, chocolate silk pie, rasberry cheesecake and hot fudge sundaes.

Yum, yum!

Tuesday, April 7

A Tradition Unlike Any Other...Taking Pop's Money


One of my favorite four day stretches is upon us as The Masters gets started Thursday morning. While I sit here and watch Live From The Masters on the Golf Channel, I have been contemplating the $1 bet I made with Pop. He took Tiger Woods and is giving me 5 golfers of my choice. If Tiger wears the Green Jacket, he collects the buck. If one of my guys slips it on, I get it. Simple as that. So, with hours upon hours of research, crunching numbers and reviewing over 60 years of footage, I give you my picks. Good Luck Pops...let's hope Tiger's knee doesn't get reinjured. "He'll quit the game."

1) Phil Mickelson

2) Geoff Ogilvy

3) Padraig Harrington

4) Paul Casey

5) Justin Rose

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MOM & DAD!

The title says it all. I'm trying to remember...is this the 42nd? Please correct me if I am wrong. I hope you all have a great day and we love you.

Monday, March 30

Is This the New Coach-Mobile for "John Cal I"?

Ridin'

Question for Kevin

Is your new "Planet Earth" box set narrated by Segourney Weaver or Sir David Attenborough? Thankfully, mine is Attenborough. I think it's funny the BBC uses an actual famous naturalist, but the United States production needed to be "sexed up" with an actress. Not that it really matters I guess, but for some reason it bothers me. It would be like Morgan Freeman doing "Cosmos" on PBS instead of Carl Sagan.

Saturday, March 28

Sunday Prognostications: Tiger, Tiger Woods Ya'll

I see Tiger is in 2nd place going into the final round of the Arnold Palmer Invitational at Bay Hill. Problem is, he's 5 shots back of Sean O'Hair. Giving a professional golfer a 5 shot lead on Sunday should be a lock, but how often do you see them yack on their custom Dry-Joys the first couple of holes and let the field back in. O'Hair is skinny like me, so I think he'll win. Prediction: Tiger will smell blood and pounce early, but O'Hair holds him off and wins by one.

Michigan State makes "P-Spill" and the rest of Pitino's Crimininos go cold on 3-pointers. The Spartans will have a tough time with UofL's interior game, but eek out a win, thus giving me another final four team in my bracket. If Oklahoma beats UNC, I'll then have 3 of the 4.

As a side note, I have only missed one game in the West region of the bracket (BYU/Texas A&M)

Day 2: Coach Search

I have exhausted myself trying to think of possibilities for UK's next hire. I have been looking at the big boys as well as coaches from the mid-majors. The only place I haven't looked is the NBA. Not because I don't think UK wouldn't look there, I just don't know any coaches in the NBA. I have tried to keep myself away from the computer most of the day to keep from checking every few minutes on the latest news. I realize it will probably be a little while before a decision is made, but reading the same speculation over and over again is still fun.

I went to a Texas A&M basketball forum to see if they had any comments on Gillispie's firing. Most stated it was because of his record, but many acknowledged it was also in combination with his personality. If this is the opinion on a fan forum, shouldn't Barnhart have known this before he hired BCG?

And Digger Phelps is an idiot.

Thanks, Kevin!

Thank you Kevin for the heads up on the Planet Earth Box Set deal at B&ME on Bardstown Road. I've been wanting to get it for a while now. This was my first visit to the store and I enjoyed looking around. They have a nice collection (I even saw the first season of "The Great American Hero!).

Friday, March 27

The Usual Suspects

The trickle of news out of Lexington throughout the day has been agonizing. Knowing the decision has been finally made (right or wrong) is at least some consolation and allows my brain to mellow out a little. But now, I feel the weekend will feel the same as we await the announcement of Kentucky's next coach. The media outlets have not helped with my headache. Reports of Gillispie staying and leaving were everywhere and the speculation by the media concerning who will be the next coach are no different.

I have heard from numerous news sources, CBS, ESPN, Florida news papers, Fox Sports and more, that Donovan was to be named head coach. Then the same outlets reported he was not interested. Some reported Travis Ford was the pick and others reported Kentucky has not asked for permission to speak with him. Calipari has said he is not leaving Memphis. Izzo, Pitino, and Dixon are still in the tournament. So they are untouchable at least through the weekend.

As I attempt to collect my thoughts about Kentucky's next move, I sincerely hope Barnhart and Todd have a plan in place and aren't looking at each other right now saying, "OK, now what?" Firing Gillispie without reasonable leads would be foolish. The several names being tossed around all have pros and cons attached to them. Here are my thoughts and feelings on a few of them (excuse me if I misspell their names, I don't feel like checking the spelling).

Billy Donovan: Like any coach, he has qualities I strongly dislike. But he has proved himself to be capable of putting together championship teams. I think he would be a good fit at Kentucky, but a little voice in my head tells me it may not be the best choice.

John Calipari: Great recruiter and very solid coach. I have a bad feeling, however, his style of players would not give Kentucky the type of teams I can root for. Plus, his background is a little sketchy and a little baggage can become a full dowry at a big program (see IU).

Tom Izzo: I think if given the choice, Izzo would be my pick. Sure, low scoring games would be the norm, but I'm used to it by now. I'd rather have a boring, but winning, basketball program over a fast paced losing squad. I like Izzo's personality and he has shown his loyalty by living in Michigan all these years. He is playing Kansas right now, but I'm not sure if he'd be willing to leave Michigan State. He may be there as long as Boeheim has been at Syracuse.

Travis Ford: No no no no no no no no no damn crap damn it to hell no. Nothing against Travis (although I know Kevin doesn't care for him), but I just don't see him working out in Lexington in the near future. Maybe 5-10 years down the road with some success, but not yet.

Mike Anderson: The Mizzou (RAH!) Tiger's current trailblazer (pun intended UAB fans) has his kitties rolling after thumping Memphis last night, all the while keeping my bracket exceptionally strong. Anderson has obviously shown he can coach. He is obviously not stupid. Say what you will about whether Tubby's treatment at Kentucky was fair or not, but he and Anderson are good friends and I don't know if Tubby would recommend he take the job.

Rick Pitino: Yeah right. I would welcome Pitino back with open arms, as I think most UK fans would. But Pitino is not leaving Louisville. Not yet. And not for UK.

Thad Matta: Good recruiter? Most likely. Good coach? Sure. But this just does not get me excited. I know it's hard to compete against football at Buckeye U, but he has done a hell of a job. But the prospect of this coaching move doesn't make me all giggly. Maybe I'm wrong.

No matter what decision is made, I'll do my best to support and cheer like I always have. I know if things go poorly, more changes will be made...and made...and made again until Kentucky once again contends for a championship. But it won't stop this weekend from being a tortuous test of patience.

Thursday, March 26

Idiot News

While checking on the latest news concerning the fate of Billy Gillispie, I surfed on over to WAVE 3's website. A headline read that UK fans were strongly in favor of a coaching change. Just below this headline, the WAVE 3 poll had 59% of voters IN FAVOR OF GILLISPIE GETTING ANOTHER SEASON. 5% had no opinion. The last time I checked, 36% is not very overwhelming.

WHAS 11 News reported with a breaking news crawler that Gillispie was fired. Nice considering no other station has reported this and they only reported this based on a rumour so they could be the first to break the news. Now I hope Gillispie stays just to spite WHAS. These must be the same people who called 2000 election.

Friday, March 20

I Want To...

  • Walk Augusta National barefooted
  • Vacation in Ireland and Scotland and play a little golf
  • Visit the Grand Canyon, Meteor Crater in Arizona and the African Rift Valley.
  • Spend another night under a clear winter sky in the Rockies
  • Tour the Museum of Natural History & Science in New York
  • Go on a ghost hunting trip
  • Spend a summer reading all the books I ever wanted to read
  • See St Louis beat the Cubs at Wrigley Field
  • Find a meteor
  • Experience a big earthquake (but I know I should be careful what I wish for)

If I think of more, I'll add them later. I'll also be blogging about tomorrow's metel detecting trip across the river.

Thursday, March 19

Tonga Volcano

Seismic activity off the island of Tonga in the South Pacific has produced a 7.9 earthquake and a tsunami warning. The activity is also linked to this under sea volcano that has been erupting for the past couple of days.

Thursday, March 12

Late Night Thought on Patterson's "Return?"

A late night report states Patrick Patterson has decided to return for his junior season (although I'm very cautious about this story). If this is true, I really like the thought of incoming freshman Daniel Orton at Center with Patterson moving to the power forward spot. But first, let's hope the sophomore Patterson and the rest of the Wildcats can get a win against Ole Miss in the first round of the SEC Tournament. GO CATS!

Tuesday, March 10

Tribute To Chuck Olmstead

As long as I can remember, Chuck Olmstead has been the on the spot reporter for "Action 11 Neeeeews." It didn't matter what the situation happened to be, he was there. With a voice as smooth as the grain in his fine leather jackets and as deep as his luxurious brimmed hats, he reported breaking news before it was news. If a snow flake fell on the corner of 2nd and Market, he'd stand upon it and alert the good citizens of this fair city. If dirty swindlers plagued our neighborhoods, Chuck would track them down like a blood hound and ask them the tough questions all the while chasing them around the house or into their car. Chuck Olmstead never lost a story, he made the story.

I saw Mr. Olmstead a few months ago standing on the corner of Story Avenue and Brownsboro Road. He was by himself, no camera or microphone, and wearing suede so fine it would have made an emperor blush. I don't know if he was tracking down clues or if he actually thought he was on TV, but I know Chuck was watching out for Louisville, for you....for me.

And that is how I want to remember him.

Saturday, March 7

The Three Rs

I have been catching up on the three Rs this week.

Reading: I am finishing "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins tonight. I will then begin "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea" tomorrow. Then my hope is to read "The Power of One" starting at the end of this week.

Running: I have spent sometime this week working out. I have been doing light lifting trying to get used to the routine. I have run on the treadmill three times since Tuesday, each one for 20 minutes. Tuesday I ran 2.1 miles. Thursday I ran 2.3 miles and today I ran 2.5 miles. My goal is to get 3 miles in under 20 minutes before I lengthen my running time and distance. I'm trying to get the "Tiger" affect on the golf trip group. Before you know it, all of them will be in the weight room 5 hours a day.

Ranting (and hopefully resting): I am going into my 7th straight day of work tomorrow with another 7 in a row following that. This 14 day stint may go to 21 days straight, but I'll try to take a day off. It is just hard this time of year getting ready for the season, especially this year. This schedule will no doubt inspire some rants and blogging, so stay tuned.

Post Regular Season Predictions

Now that Kentucky has been de-clawed by the SEC during the regular season, they will now be thrown defenseless into the SEC Tournament playing the worst basketball I have witnessed from a Kentucky team. I feel Kentucky will get its 20th win in the opening round, but that's it. One and done. Hello NIT.

Here is my prediction for the coming off season and next year. I will have to dig this up sometime next winter to see how I do.

  1. Patrick Patterson and Jodie Meeks will BOTH be back.
  2. Deandre Liggins and AJ Stewart will not.
  3. Daniel Orton and Jon Hood will be welcome additions, as long as they both stay healthy following the surgeries.
  4. The point guard position will improve, but still be tough to swallow.
  5. Billy Clyde will still play man-to-man every minute of every game.
  6. Kentucky will be in the top 20 for at least two weeks.
  7. Kentucky will beat UofL in football AND basketball.
  8. I will quit making predictions because half of these will be wrong.

Wednesday, March 4

Birthday Season

Now that birthday season is in full swing, as Pop has dually noted, I have been asked what I would like for my birthday. Seeing that a UK run to a championship, a huge raise in my salary, or a winning lottery ticket are tall orders, the only thing I can think of I could really use is a little donation towards our new computer. Ours bit the dust last night. It looks like the motor may have burned out, but it has been really slow and arduous for quite some time now.

I got a good deal on a laptop (YAY, more space!) from a company we deal with at work, but still it is not cheap. So any small donation within reason would help.

Also, we will probably be getting rid of the computer desk we have now (if it is OK with my beautiful wife) to make way for a smaller, more basic desk or table. If anyone has a table in the garage or basement they are wanting to get rid off or happens to see one at a yard sale, that would help too.

Thanks and a Happy Birthday season to all and to all a good March.

Friday, February 27

Vandalism Coverage

Here are some links to the local coverage of the graffiti at the ballpark. I had my own little detective work today that was very fun and I hope it will lead to something, but since I am currently discussing this with the police, I probably shouldn't write about it on my blog.

http://www.wlky.com/news/18799445/detail.html

http://www.wave3.com/Global/story.asp?S=9912886

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090227/NEWS01/902270366&template=printart

http://fox41.com/Global/story.asp?S=9911988&nav=menu1404_3

I also was told MSNBC picked up the story, but I haven't come across it anywhere.

Wednesday, February 25

Louisville Metro Parks No Longer Allow Metal Detecting

It looks like I'm the vandal now.The Louisville Metro Parks are no longer allowing metal detecting. If they have it their way, police will be able to arrest on the spot. Their claim is that digging the holes is vandalizing the parks. I know there are several exceptions, but most metal detecting hobbyists I have seen take great care to refill the hole and make it look like nobody was even there. Plus, I know mark and I have removed several pounds of trash while detecting. I think they should ban picnics next because many people trash up the park while having them. Ban soccer and rugby and Frisbee field because it creates mud holes. You can still sled across golf courses and tear up greens, but by god you better not dig a small hole, remove some trash and fill it back in.

Bullocks!

http://www.wlky.com/video/18730523/index.html

News Story on Downtown Vandalism

Check out WLKY News tonight (not sure if it will be early evening or late evening news) about the vandalism problem downtown. They will be highlighting our stadium and the recent spray can happy perpetrators.

Tuesday, February 24

Tiger, Wildcats and Vandals, OH My!

I am a Tiger Woods fan. I have never denied it and am not ashamed. Tiger Woods, with all due respect to Mr. Nicklaus, is the best player to ever play my favorite game. He is the athlete (and maybe Jodie Meeks, too!) that I will be telling stories about when I'm collecting Social Security checks. He does it with class and enthusiasm and, let's face it, the guy is fun to watch. This is why I am excited to see Tiger Woods return tomorrow in the WGC-Accenture Match Play Championships. This tournament gets me in the March Madness mood by being the first bracket I fill out. I always pull for the local guys, but I never get sick of watching Woods dominate.

My beloved Wildcats go up against the South Carolina Gamecocks tomorrow night in Columbia. On January 31st in Lexington, SC's little booger of a guard Devan Downey hit a fall away jumper in the lane with 3 seconds to play to beat Kentucky by 1. I like Kentucky's chances in this game as long as they can keep Downey from getting to the basket. This is a must win for Kentucky and would get Gillispie his first 20 win season as head coach of the Cats. I may post a detailed prediction tomorrow during lunch.


Ever since the skate park opened downtown, the vandalism has been rampant. The spray painting has usually been confined to utility boxes, wood fences and the occasional facade. Now, the vandals have taken there paint can shaking worthless existence to new heights. Literally. The back of our video board has been spray painted from one side to the other with big yellow letters. The biggest mystery was trying figure out how they climbed up there. It looks like they may have scaled the electric conduit on the side of the board. However they did it, it is a dangerous climb of about 70 feet with very little footing. The damage runs about $6,000 and will take awhile to get rid of. Until then, we are keeping the lights off on the back of the board so we don't give the little budding juvie publicity to all the motorists on I-65.

Saturday, February 21

Thanks Kevin, My Mistake

Once again, this is why I have a big brother. To help correct me in my errors. For some reason my mind was blocking out the past several years when thinking of solid players from the state of Kentucky. Rondo, Estill, Sparks and Padgett definitely had their share of very good games, so I admit my lack of recollection. I'll blame it on not much sleep and a long day of work today. For some reason the only players that came to mind were J.P. Blevins, Josh Carrier and Brandon "John" Stockton. I guess I only focus on the negative.

I'll change my proposition to: Best game by a freshman from Kentucky since Rondo?

Best Game By A Kentuckian...

Following Kentucky's victory over Tennessee today, I started to think about Darius Miller's performance. Not being able to think of a more recent example (as I'm sure their are none), this would have to be the best performance by a Kentuckian in a Wildcat uniform since Derek Anderson in 1997. Tubby Smith did not recruit in state very heavily leading to this gap in local talent. However, Billy Gillispie is changing that. Darius Miller is slowly becoming a very strong player and from what I have heard about Jon Hood coming in next year, hopefully the in-state crop of talent will flourish at Kentucky in the years to come.

Good game Darius!

3-Pointers: 3/3, 2-Pointers: 3/3, FT: 2/2, Rebounds: 3, Assists: 6, Blocks: 2, Total Points: 17

Also, big difference today in Patrick Patterson's jump shot and touch with his finger bandage off.

Brian's Baseless UK Prediction

Kentucky tips off against Tennessee ("I really, really hate Tennessee. I can't stress that enough.") in just over two hours and I'm stuck at work, in my freezing office, waiting for an event to wrap up. I have been looking forward to this rematch since the first game back in mid-January. The last time out, Jodie "Freakin" Meeks laid a 54 point spot on the pumpkin puke orange hillbillies from Rocky Top. The last two games without Patterson have been frustrating to watch down low with scarce rebounding, little defense and putrid scoring. But Patterson is back (hopefully near 100%) and I expect good things today as the Vols march their leg irons into Rupp Arena.

Rhythm & Bruise

Don't expect Meeks to go for 54 again. Not even close. However, I have never given tons of credit to the IQ of Tennessee players and still expect Meeks to get plenty of scoring opportunities. Look for him to get his average, even if it does all come from turnover fastbreaks and free throws.

Patterson may get fewer minutes than we would like to see. I know he has been struggling towards the end of practice, but if he keeps getting quick breaks, I think he'll have a fine game. As a bonus, his finger apparently is feeling better and I think we may see a return of his jump shot and touch he had before the boxing glove of a bandage he sported the last month and a half.

The Backup "Stringers."

Kevin Galloway will get more playing time today. I feel it. He did it against Florida and he'll do it against Tennessee. Maybe a turnover or two too many, but his assists and play making will be a catalyst. Bank on it.

Darius Miller is quickly becoming one of my favorite players to watch. I could see how lost he looked several weeks ago, but I have never seen a player grow in confidence each time out like Miller has the past few games. His offense is still mediocre, but is showing flashes of what's to come. His defense and rebounding are quickly improving as he is emerging from his freshman shell.

"Jorts" Harrellson and DeAndre Liggins worry me. I like what I see a lot of the time, but apparently they must be driving Gillispie madder than a half-time interview. It's the rotation of these two (and Galloway) that has perplexed me and has thrown off Gillispie's substitution pattern. Just about all teams have a rotation set well before now. Not Kentucky. It's as disjointed and unpredictable as it was in the November exhibition games. It seems Gillispie is much tougher on his recruits (Liggins, Harrellson, Galloway, Miller) than Tubby's (Harris, Porter, Stevenson). But I will not pass judgement on BCG until near the end of next season.

So, without further ado, today's prediction for the Kentucky/Tennessee match-up (remember last game, I did predict the score...just the wrong outcome):

Kentucky: 74
Tennessee:70

Player of the Game: Kevin Galloway


Friday, February 20

"Say Cheese" You Sneaky ET's: We're Comin' For Ya!

I am looking forward to the next big NASA mission set to launch on March 5th. I've always pulled for NASA funding and cringe when cuts are made (especially for some of the things the money is redirected to). The Nasa mission is launching the Kepler spacecraft which "...is scheduled to blast into space from Cape Canaveral Air Force Station, Fla., aboard a Delta II rocket on March 5 at 7:48 p.m. Pacific Time (10:48 p.m. Eastern Time). It is the first mission with the ability to find planets like
Earth -- rocky planets that orbit sun-like stars in a warm zone where liquid
water could be maintained on the surface..."

I am disappointed these type of launches get so little press coverage. It is sad so few people take an interest in a project that could fundamentally change the way we view ourselves and our short existence on this "mote of dust", as Carl Sagan would say, we call a planet. I guess we will only pay attention when they hit pay dirt, as long as we are not bothered with the fantastic adventure of discovery.

Go NASA GO! Go Man Go!

Thursday, February 19

Dumbing Down Our Kids - Pt.2

Here is another example of why I am so angry at religion and creationism. After watching this video, is there any question as to why the United States ranks so low among developed countries in math and science. If this isn't mental child abuse, I don't know what is. If I said what I really thought, blogspot may close my account.

Atheist Discrimination - Pt. 1

According to many polls, atheists are the most mistrusted and reviled group in America. That is saying something from a country with a historical reputation for "oopsies." However, much of this hatred goes unnoticed, so I have decided to post any videos I can find showcasing blatant hatred and discrimination of atheists in the media. Anti-atheist videos from random people on youtube are a dime a dozen, but I will focus on media outlets and their "expert" panels. The first is from CNN's show with Paula Zahn. Please pay attention to the titles of each panel member and keep that in mind as you listen to the comments they make. Hopefully after watching some of these examples, many of you will realize why I am so passionate about my stance regarding my personal atheism.

Tuesday, February 17

The Joy of Meeks

Say what you will about the Kentucky basketball team this year. They have won several games they easily could have lost and the lost several games I thought they should have won. No matter what happens, this has been one of the most enjoyable UK season so far because of one Jodie Meeks. I eagerly anticipate each game to see what he'll do next. He works hard on every offensive and defensive possession. His cuts at the end of the game are just as hard as the cuts in the first few minutes. He never showboats or talks trash (and as I type this, Meeks just hit an unbelievable 3-pointer). Given the score is 3-0, I am predicting:

Kentucky: 77
Vandy:64
Meeks scores 24.

Lunch Time Chat

I drove over to the Subway in Jeffersonville for lunch last week and as I was standing in line, at the table next to me, two guys were sitting having an intense discussion about String Theory. It was refreshing to hear someone having a discussion like this. I just wish I could have listened in a little more and try to figure out if they were physicists or just discussing it for pleasure (or both). The discussion would have been way above my head, but it is good to know people still sit around and discuss more than just American Idol. After all, this is how most important discoveries and ideas come about...as well as in the bathroom.

Thursday, February 12

Duke, Carolina, UofL and "HURL!"

I took some interest in the Duke/UNC game last night simply for the fact I want Kentucky to reach 2,000 wins before North Carolina (UK is currently 12 wins ahead). However, I had to mute the parts I watched because of the verbal make out session slobber fest that was Mike Patrick and Dick Vitale. I wasn't cheering for Duke at all, just hoping North Carolina wouldn't win in a never ending series of overtimes where both teams end up on the floor as piles of moist salt heaps. As much as I dislike Coach Kyakxynskyzzz..., the well-to-do nostril flaring appearance of some of the players and the "Cameron Crazies," who learn how to be basketball fans in Undergraduate Studies 101, it is the media that facilitates my disgust for Duke. I hate Duke. I really, really do.

After reading Kevin's blog about Rick Pitino and his comments over the past couple months concerning the SEC and Gillispie's coaching decisions, tonight's UofL/Notre Dame game could not have been sweeter. Now I am just trying figure out what game I enjoyed more: Louisville/Rutgers in football or tonight's game. Oops, Notre Dame just scored again. Yep, tonight's game.

Battle of the Brains

Interestingly today, February 12th, 2009, is the 200th birthday of both Honest Abe Lincoln and every creationist's favorite EVIL-ution devil, Charles Darwin. Born on the same day half a world apart (Lincoln, of course, in Kentucky and Darwin in Shrewsbury, Shropshire, England), both of these famously bearded intellectuals upset the applecart and are still reviled as well as loved by many. So here is the question: Who is the best?" Which of these men is more deserving of everlasting glory? Whether you judge by their actions, continuing legacy or simply by the beard, top hat or sailing vessel, let me know what you think. Feel free to leave a comment or vote to the right.

Who da Man?

Monday, February 9

Movie Reviews

My last movie review was on "Gran Torino" and "Blood Diamond," both decent movies. Since then I have seen "Wall-E," a Disney Pixar film and "Burn After Reading," a Coen Brothers movie.

"Wall-E" was better than I thought it would be. I thought it had some funny moments and a good satirical view of the future of humanity. I felt the first 30 minutes was the best part, but it was enjoyable throughout. It is not one of Disney's best, however. Compared to another Pixar film, "Finding Nemo," it doesn't even come close. I would like to see Disney get away, at least for a movie or two, from the 3-D CGI animation and go with the classic style animation.

"Burn After Reading" was a let down. It definitely tried to follow in the form of the Coen brothers, but just fell a little flat. It had it's dark humor moments and a time when I looked at Beth and said "I didn't see that one coming." The movie is so twisted up in its plot that even the characters in the movie poked fun at it at times as they tried to figure out what was going on. And, like many other Coen brothers movies, it leaves almost everything unresolved.

Mount Redoubt

I have been following the volcano, Mt. Redoubt, in Alaska with great anticipation. For a couple of weeks now vulcanologists have claimed it is ready to go at any minute. It has been venting plenty of steam, the glaciers on one side have melted away to half the size in a matter of days and the earthquakes continue to swarm. The link below is to the camera atop an observatory a few mile away from redoubt. The picture is updated every several minutes.

http://www.avo.alaska.edu/webcam/webcam.php?cam=Redoubt%20-%20Hut

http://www.avo.alaska.edu/webcam/Redoubt_-_CI.php (distant camera)

I know besides loss of life, volcanoes can cause sever damage to infrastructure, machines and cars, but I really want to see this baby go. I can't help it.

What "Other Gods"?

As you all know I am very skeptical of faith and religion and the dogma taught by religion. I mostly focus on the big three religions of Christianity, Judaism and Islam (sorry Apu, I know your religion is swell, too). Christianity, obviously, gets most of my attention simply because it is with what I am most familiar. I have a question regarding the 1st commandment of the Ten Commandments.

"Thou shalt have no other gods before me." -King James version

I would like feedback to this question: What "other gods?"

Is the god of Abraham admitting other gods exist but we shouldn't put them above "him?"

If god is the only god, then why make reference and warn us about other gods?

Just curious.

Thursday, January 29

Ice Storm at LSF

I know most of you won't have the ability to read this right now because you are without power. Beth & I are some of the lucky ones whose lights flickered, but never lost power. I hate to mention it (actually, I love it because I'm a weather nerd), but some forecasters are calling for the potential of another big storm on Monday. Belski from WAVE 3 is saying we could easily get several inches with the potential for the biggest storm of the winter, possibly a blizzard. They should have a better handle on the track of this southern storm in the next few days.
I took a few pictures today around LSF of the ice and snow. It is pretty, but it is very destructive. Not only does it break trees, but it is also too much weight for our backstop netting, light poles and our gutters on the roof. Our little river birches out front are touching their toes, but they are young and supple enough they should bounce back as long as we don't disturb them. Our main concern is the Old National Bank building next door (the one with the pointy green roof that looks like a sail boat). It is notorious for dropping huge chunks of ice onto the pavement below. They have the sidewalk cautioned off and we have warned people not to park next to the building. Our General Managers car was totaled several years ago when a ton of ice fell and flattened his car. He saw the whole thing from his office. Anyway, here are a few pictures (Click on the pictures for a larger view).


The SUV in the above picture is parked in the wrong spot. Just waiting for a ton of ice to crash down on top of it.
Maybe they will find the ballpark 10,000 years from now as the overriding glacier melts away at the end of another ice age and wonder what this space was used for.