Indianapolis/Butler University

Julie and I attended her old college roommate's wedding Saturday in Indianapolis. It was a nice weekend and I had a chance to meet some of her old college friends. Everyone was friendly and full of frivolity (Maybe that's because everyone took advantage of the cocktail hour and open bar during the reception. Hopefully, everyone took advantage of the shuttle service back to the hotel as well). The dance floor was packed up until midnight at the Ritz Charles. The food was excellent and the stories were plentiful.

Sunday morning we had breakfast in the hotel (compliments of the wedding) and then drove down to Butler's campus so Julie could show me around. It is not a huge campus, but it is spread out enough not to feel claustrophobic. Most of the buildings are made of stone, however some look like they are made of huge slabs of concrete, with high windowless walls. They reminded me of the castle in "Shrek." I saw Julie's old house just off campus (you can see Hinkle Fieldhouse towering overhead), then saw her dorm building and finally her sorority house (the picture of her with the rock is out in front of that house).The houses surrounding the campus are old mansions, the type you would see around an Ivy League School. The fraternity and sorority houses on campus are by far the nicest I've seen, but like ant campus, you can always tell the sorority houses from the fraternity houses simply by the number of beer cans, over turned chairs, sofas and over flowing garbage cans in front of the fraternity houses.

Our last stop was the campus store where we did a little shopping. I bought a navy blue Butler hooded sweatshirt and a t-shirt with the basketball team's 2010 resume on the back.

It was a beautiful day to walk around campus and can definitely see why she loved it so much.

One the way back to Louisville, we stopped in Edinburgh at the outlet malls. I didn't get much, but I think I will probably go back in the not so distant future the next time I need to buy a few items.

(The stone house above is the Kappa fraternity house, not Julie's sorority).

The Masters

I haven't been(and won't be) home much this week to watch The Masters, so I am very thankful for my DVR. I watched it when I got home from playing golf last night and will probably watch the rest of it on Sunday when I get home from Indianapolis.
I like watching Tiger Woods play golf, I admit. However, I think this would have been one of the best first rounds of The Masters even if he wasn't in the field. Anytime you have Tom Watson, Fred Couples, Phil Mickelson and Lee Westwood on the leaderboard, that is a heck of a start. Throw in Tiger Woods and it is definitely the best first round i have seen in a long time. Plus it's Augusta National, and that looks pretty damn good in HD TV.

First Round of the Year (and first since November's Turkey Scramble)

I played Nevel Meade yesterday with a few guys from the Bats. It was our usual foursome. For any of you that have never played Nevel Meade, the entire course basically sits on top of a hill out in Oldham County(with no trees because it is a links course). Even on calm days, there always seems to be a breeze. The temperature yesterday was cool when we teed off, about 55, and the winds were gusting over 20 mph. Add to this my lower back had been having spasms (I was walking like...well...like Dad) and it was my first round in almost 4 months, I wasn't expecting too much. I ended up surprising myself by shooting a 36 on the front and finished 2-over through 16 on the back. I hit the ball fairly well considering I didn't feel like I could make a complete turn. My short game I was most impressed with. From 100 yds and in I played very well and only missed two putts inside of about 6 feet.

Oaks

We bought our Oaks tickets last night on Stub Hub. I checked Churchill's website yesterday afternoon and found 4 seats together for $70 each. Last night, they were gone. I went to Stub Hub and found 4 seats in the same section for a few bucks cheaper (Mom/Dad, they will be delivered via FedEx to your house in my name. I figured there was a better chance of someone being home. They should arrive in 2-3 weeks).
Julie and her friends have the dresses ready and are now working on the hats. I don't think I'll be wearing a suit, but I will probably at least sport a tie. I'm sure I'll have pictures to post afterwards.

First Swings of 2010

I took a ride to the driving range on River Road yesterday so I could finally get in a few swings. While I have definitely hit the ball worse, it was frustrating to feel so out of rhythm. It's the first time I've touched a club in months, so I didn't expect perfection, but still...

I have always had an unorthodox swing. Sometimes I get things to come together and work while other times it's like watching a monkey hump a football. Most times I feel I can pin point one motion or mistake and at least make an adjustment. Yesterday, however, I noticed I wasn't releasing my left side, my balance was poor, my back swing was hitched (as usual), my alignment was off, the angle of descent was either too deep or too shallow, my transition was too fast, my grip felt uncomfortable and my posture was inconsistent. That is way too much to feel when trying to simply swing a golf club.

Here is what I plan to do this year to improve my game (besides eventually getting new clubs). I have always felt watching oneself is the best lesson. Feeling your way through the problem or having someone else tell you what they see is very difficult way to dissect the issue. Being able to correlate what I feel with an actual image is priceless (that's why golf academies charge so much). I now have a laptop with a web cam, so my goal is to set this on a chair behind me a record my entire practice session. Sounds simple enough. This way I can get instant feedback and see if changes I am making are actually occurring, and if so, working.

The good news is I know what to look for. I have been around golf long enough, and know my swing well enough, to make an educated diagnosis. Many have told me they wouldn't change a thing about my swing, but the usually only tell me that when I play well. I am looking for more consistency, and hopefully, lower scores. I want a swing I can rely on even if I don't quite have the feel. Hopefully this approach will work, or at least it will be fun trying.

Updates

I haven't posted much about what is going on with me, so here is an update on all the "stuff."

• Work - I've been very busy, and a little stressed out, trying to get a handle on all the projects we need to get done at the center. On top of that, finding the money to do them is always fun. The good news is we have a few shutdown days coming up: March 30 -31, April 5-6 and May 19-20. We will use these days to get projects done we can't get done when members are around (i.e. retiling and grouting the women's steam room, retreading and painting steps, fixing leaks that requires shutting off water to the entire building). On top of all this, we are trying to get our pools up and running while at the same time going through the renovations to bring each pool into compliance with the Virginia Graham Baker Act...an extremely costly renovation. The worst part is we meet federal guidelines with flying colors, but Kentucky's law is twice as strict. Thanks Kentucky for making us spe nd an extra $100,000+. The good news is I get a PTO day for each shutdown day I work, so I can add 6 more days to my total.
• Julie is recovering from her surgery and is back at work, although she really shouldn't be. It seems the issue has been taken care of and she is extremely anxious to get back to feeling good and going back to her personal trainer and spin classes. I think we are even going to start running and hiking together when she's back to full strength. We need to get our beach bodies in shape for California in July.
• I am avoiding basketball right now because I'm still bummed out from UK's loss on Saturday. It was an extremely fun year, especially compared to the last several. Now I can turn my focus to golf and baseball for the next several months. I'm sure I'll get out and at least hit some balls this week with the nice weather. I can't wait.

That's all for now...I cranked this out in a about 5 minutes, so I apologize for any spelling errors.

Why It's Important to Me: Better Than I Could Ever Say It.

Funny Q & A from Kentucky Sports Radio

From KSR's Website:

FAQ: The NCAA Tournament
by Tomlin @ 12:30 pm. Filed under Blue Blooded Opinions

Friends,Well, here it is. And it’s pretty much the situation we all hoped for. Following our 44th SEC Title and a brand spankin’ new SEC Championship title, the Cats glide into their rightful number one seed and prepare for the inaugural weekend of NCAA Tournament play.
But perhaps you’ve never heard of this “NCAA Tournament.” Perhaps you only learned about the stellar Kentucky Wildcats this very year, and perhaps you were surprised that there was more than the SEC Championship yet to come. You must be incredibly surprised, then — but also somewhat confused by this new, next step. For you, you fresh-faced innocents, Need-to-Know Wednesday brings you Frequently Asked Questions About the NCAA Tournament. As always, you’re welcome.
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What is the NCAA Tournament?
When many people refer to the “NCAA Tournament,” they’re referring to the National Collegiate Athletic Association’s annual men’s basketball tournament, which is played at the end of each regular season after individual conference tournaments. It originated in 1939 and generally consists of 65 teams.
I would like to enter this year’s NCAA Tournament. I will play in San Jose on Friday.
Sorry, but the NCAA Tournament is by invitation only. You must qualify for the tournament by at-large bid or by winning a conference championship. Many times, you will have to have a national ranking to be invited.
I am nationally ranked at my local Applebee’s Golden Tee game.
That does not count.
I am also currently ranked fifteenth among my peers in concrete sales in a national competition to sell the most concrete.
Again, this does not count.
I don’t think you realize how hard it is to sell concrete. You think you’re so good, you try it. It’s really hard.
No one’s arguing that. These sixty-five teams play in a single-elimination tournament, ranked numerically based on their regular and post-season play and advancing to rounds known as the Sweet Sixteen, the Elite Eight, the Final Four, and eventually the tournament’s championship game.
What’s the clever, cute little same-letter nickname you’ve given to the championship game?
It doesn’t really have one.
I would like to know who will win this year’s tournament, please.
That’s very tough to call, since part of the excitement of the NCAA Tournament is the opportunity for teams of similar skill levels to play each other for the first time. It also allows smaller teams the opportunity to play against more storied teams.
But by your rationale, whoever is number one will win the tournament, because they are the best. Who is number one?
Kansas, Kentucky, Syracuse and Duke.
You are a terrible counter. That’s four teams, stupid.
There are four number one-seeded teams: Kansas, Kentucky, Syracuse and Duke. They are the number one seeds in their respective brackets.
How many seeds are there per bracket?
There are sixteen seeded teams per bracket.
But you said there are 65 teams. You really suck at math.
One game is a play-in game to take place before the tournament begins.
I would like to go see this tournament. I will be traveling to Spokane, Washington and will be enjoying the 32 games of the first round. How exciting!
Actually, you’ll only get to see four games of the first round.
You said there were 32 games in the first round.
The first round takes place in several different cities.
I am going to need to speak to someone in Spokane, Washington about a refund. Do you have that phone number?
No.
This is madness.
Yes. It’s March Madness.
You and your damn same-letter nicknames.

The Warm and Fuzzies - The Best Thing Eddie Sutton Ever Accomplished.

Buckle B's Best Bet Bracket Busters

I know this is the day before one of the best sports days of the year, the opening round of the NCAA Tournament, and this barely gives you time to use my prognostications to complete your perfect bracket. For those of you, however, that like to wait until the last possible minute to throw away $5 in your office pool, I offer these first round upsets.

• It seems everyone is picking Siena to beat Purdue now that the Boilermakers are without Robbie Hummell. I have thought about this for awhile and hate to jump on the bandwagon. Therefore, I am picking PURDUE to beat Siena. I understand this is not technically an upset based on the seeding, but it seems picking Purdue is going against the grain, therefore acceptable as an upset. Plus, I don't see Siena winning a first round game 3 years in a row.
• Georgia Tech over Oklahoma State: A 7 over a 10 is not earth shattering, but the Big 12 is THE conference this year, while the ACC is having a down year. Derek Favors is a major plus for the Yellow jackets, but he's not the deciding factor. Oklahoma State, coached by former UK PG Travis Ford, who took over for the Suttons now that the father/son duo is "Betty Ford-in it," also starts Billy Gillispie recruit, Matt Pilgrim. How could you not pick Tech?
• Missouri over Clemson: Don't really know why, so I am mailing this one in and saying "have I ever let you down before?"
  
• Two quick notes:

1. Everyone is talking about how dangerous Cornell is this year. Buckle B says don't listen to the Ivy League, it's poison for your bracket. Temple will put an end to the pretender contender Andy Bernard's Alma Mater in the first round.

2. I have gone through the bracket several times, and as much as it pains me to say this, I do not see Louisville losing to California or Duke. Louisville has proven they can play with the worst of them, but I see at least a sweet 16 run from UofL. At least if it is UofL v. Duke, somebody will lose and I'll be happy.

Titanic Survivors

Here is a picture of the Titanic survivors from the exhibit at the Louisville Science Center back in January. Notice it's all the women who survived while us guys went down with the ship. Women and children first. Bah!

"Zombie in My Pocket"

I am posting this for you Mark. I have heard it is a fun game, but have not printed it out yet because I don't have any card stock. It is a solitaire game you can play in 5-20 minutes. http://files.boardgamegeek.com/file/download/39dklh6vg3/Zombie_in_my_Pocket.pdf?

UK/Georgia & Ghost Hunters 100th Episode

I am a little concerned about the UK/Georgia game tonight, but not as worried as I would have been if Kentucky had beaten Tennessee this past weekend. Georgia is undefeated at home this year in conference play and will have added motivation tonight against Kentucky. I don't have much more insight than that, but I'm looking forward to it as usual.

I saw in the TV lineup this morning that "Ghost Hunters" will be having its 100th episode tonight on SyFy Channel (formerly Sci-Fi...I guess they thought the change made it zippier). It will be a 2 hour live broadcast from Alcatraz. I have my DVR set just in case I get too sleepy to watch it after the Kentucky/Georgia game. The broadcast starts at 9pm. I have been a little disappointed in the show the past few seasons because I feel like more of it is staged . I guess I should know when I watch a channel called SyFy it may have a little bit a fiction sprinkled in. However, it will be neat seeing them at Alcatraz. I'm sure the show will be ruined by a "celebrity" guest investigator they usually pull out for the live episodes.

2 Feet of Snow

Dream

Several days have passed since I had this dream, but this is the gist. I was in a church awaiting the mass to start. Several people were still filing in through the doors when I noticed I had a couple of minutes before it started. I sprang from my pew and ran to the back of the church where a book store  was getting ready to close. I ran from isle to isle looking for a good book to read during the mass, but all I could find were greeting cards, party decorations, calendars and various other peripheral items one finds in a chain book store.

This is all I remember, but I think it may have to do with Julie mentioning having to spend some time in a Christian bookstore the day before while her friend shopped for sheet music.

(By the way, I'm not happy Blogger did away with the spell checker. If I am missing it, please tell me where I can find it in this new updated version. Guess I'll have to check the old fashioned way).

Google Yourself

I "Googled" my first, middle and last name separately to see what the first entry would be for each one. "Brian" and "Joseph" (of Yosef) were Wikipedia entries, not surprisingly. "Tabler" was a website for the Tabler Company based in Louisville. Not real interesting, I know.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Griffin

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_(Bible)

http://www.tabler.com/

Ohio River

I was thinking today about the Ohio River come March and April. With the enormous amount of snow states to our northeast are getting, the snow we have been receiving and the amount of rain we usually get in March, this could be interesting. Is it time to break out my Indiana poem again?

From Us Hoosiers Keep!

The great Iroquoian river erodes
carving Ken-tah-ten
dividing this land of tomorrow
from land of native men.
North of the muddy ribbon
parasitic towns emerged
oh' only if tomorrow
had purged this festering scourge
And now the lights of winter cast
bleak shadows on our face
as we gaze o'er the river
and ponder wasted space
Glaciers past devoured, scoured
a once proud pristine land
but now our hope rides in rain drenched skies
to use what is close at hand
Oh river, oh river swell thee wide
depths deadly deep
quicken your current, reclaim your road
and from us Hoosiers keep.

("Ken-tah-ten" is Iroquoian, translated as Land of Tomorrow)

Snow

I went to bed last night at 10:30 and had my alarm set for 12:30 so I could get up to see if the snow had started. When my alarm went off, I looked out my window and saw the snow falling fast with the parking lot and cars covered. I reset my alarm for 3am so I could get up and make a decision on the opening of the center, which is normally scheduled for 5:30am. JCPS and the catholic schools had not made a decision (which is what I go off of concerning our day cares). I drove into work about 4 and salted out steps as the maintenance guys plowed the parking lot. I checked online at 4:30 and saw they had closed the schools. I made the decision to cancel the day cares and open the center at 11am.

So now I am sitting in my office at 7:13 wondering if we will be able to open at 11am. Our facility will be fine, it's just the roads around town and how much more snow we will get that concerns me. But I think we will be fine.

I am tired and hoping to get out of here a little after Noon.

Snow days aren't as fun as they used to be.

Meteorite Custody Battle

Here is a story out of Virginia concerning the proper owner of a meteorite.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/01/28/AR2010012804235.html?hpid=artslot

Spin Class/Exercise

I joined in on the hour long spin class at the LAC last night. Once again, it was very tough, but seemed to go by faster than last time. I'm a little sore and tired today, but feel pretty good overall. I think I might take a power nap when I get home today...they usually help quite a bit.

I am trying to ease myself into a work out routine. I ran about two miles on Tuesday night along with doing push ups whenever I get the chance. My goal is to stay after work a few nights a week and take advantage of my membership at the community center. My goal is to see a noticeable difference, in both body and energy level, by the time I go on vacation (to California, it appears) in July. I seem to always be fatigued and sleepy. I know winter has something to do with it, but I also know it's due to my lack of exercise.

Lack of sleep is another reason for the way I feel. I am a "night owl" and force myself to stay up, even when I'm sleepy. I think if I get into my bed at a set time each night to read, instead of reading on the couch, I will be more likely to turn the light off earlier and go to sleep. I'll try this for a week or so and see if it helps.
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On a totally unrelated note, "Zombieland" is now out on DVD. So Mark and Kevin, we need to find another movie night soon!

Happy President's Day! (a little early)

Which is Funnier?

Which of these videos is funnier?

Mr. Peanutbutter Boy


Or Mike Seaver and his buddy Ray "Boner" Comfort

I don't know whether to laugh or cry after watching these.

Technical Difficulties/License Plates/Super Bowl

I have been having issues with the formatting of videos so I can upload them to Youtube. I will keep tinkering with it until I figure it out. Basically, It will happen when it happens. Until then, I'll just keep on typin'.

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I'm sure you are probably tired of my diatribe concerning religious issues, but I need to write about what interests/infuriates me. I read an article in the C-J this morning saying the House had approved the "In God We Trust" license plates, as standard issue, by a vote of 93-1 (Mary Lou Marzian was the only one to vote against). This now moves on to the senate.

I understand I don't have to get this plate. It wouldn't bother me (as much) if the plates were sold like other specialty plates. What does bother me is that a standard issue government license endorses a religious belief (I almost wish they would try to give me one so I could raise a stink. That would be fun!). I understand some people will purchase the plate early instead of waiting for the current license to expire, but I don't see this offsetting the cost of producing the license.

Question: Because the "In God We Trust" motto has been placed on our currency, should the government offer alternative money without the motto (assuming we can't get rid of the current currency motto all together)? I'd be curious to find out what everyone thinks about this idea. What are the problems or benefits (socially, economically, etc.) it would render? Please discuss.
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Apparently this Sunday is the Super Bowl. I am once again looking forward to ignoring it and not being able to participate in "what was your favorite commercial" discussions. I love college football, college basketball, Major League Baseball, golf and various other sporting events, but the NFL bores me to tears. The best thing about the Super Bowl is that it means the season is over (although we will still have to endure "NFL Tonight" on ESPN all the way through the summer.

Video Blog

I have been thinking about making some video blogs to throw in with the regular blog. I think I can upload some of the shorter ones, but will need to embed any longer videos I make. My plan is to create a youtube channel so I can do this. Not sure when I'll get it done, but it should be fun to play around with.

For anyone who has been keeping up with the forecast (I go as far as reading the computer models and all that jazz), this has been one of the weirdest storms for the meteorologists to predict. Some models show 1-3" in Louisville at the same time showing 6-8" in Shepherdsville! A little wiggle to the North can make a big difference in the snow totals. I guess we won't know until it's over.

Homer: “This gun had a hold on me. I felt this incredible surge of power, like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.”

The recent discovery of Bible verses etched into the scopes of Military rifles had me thinking it would be funny if they started putting random or weird Bible verses on each scope (or at least ones that were funnier given the context).

• "[...]though they turn to other gods and love the sacred raisin cakes." Hosea 3:1
• "Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths." 2 Kings 2:23-24
• "Happy is the one who takes your babies and smashes them against the rocks!" Psalm 137:9
• "[...]the Israelites killed one hundred thousand Aramean foot soldiers in one day." 1 Kings 20:29 (sounds like the gauntlet has been thrown).
• "But as for you, your carcases, they shall fall in this wilderness." Numbers 14:32

Maybe the Army can keep the engraved scopes and start using Jules from "Pulp Fiction" in their "Army of One" commercials.

"An Army of One...and he's a mushroom cloud layin' mutha'....!

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of
the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of
charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he
is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike
down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

One Giant Christian Middle Finger to Haiti

"Amid the massive effort to ship tons of food, water and medicine to
quake-ravaged Haiti, one U.S. religious group is rushing in hundreds of
solar-powered Bibles.
The Bibles, sent by the Faith Comes by Hearing organization, can broadcast the holy scriptures in Haitian Creole to 300 people at a time.
Jon Wilke, a spokesperson for the Albuquerque-based group, says 600 audio Bibles, called "Proclaimers," are en route and there is an "immediate need" for another 3,000 Proclaimers."We want to equip short-term groups, disaster relief teams, church teams and other ministries with the Word of God in a format the people can use," Wilkes says in a statement on the group's website.
(Posted by Doug Stanglin)"

100,000+ dead. Over 400,000 homeless. Thousands more in desperate need of medicine, shelter, food and water. Good call on the Bibles.

Really Nothing to Write About

I have been itching to blog, but really have nothing exciting to say. I guess I'll take Mom's approach and just list some random thoughts and happenings.

1. I'm still reading "The Power of One." It has been nearly 6 months since I started it, but I have read 3 chapters in the last few days. I'm on a roll. Poor little Peekay just can't catch a break.
2. I picked up "Letter to a Christian Nation" by Sam Harris last week. It's only 115 pages and I read it over two days. It is basically preaching to the choir (I chose this on purpose), but I would be curious to know how many Christian's have read it.
3. I think I may start reading the Hitchhikers Guide trilogy next. I have several books I have yet to read. I need to get going and quit buying new ones.
4. Work is a money pit. Here are just a few of things we've had to pump money into in the last month: New gym roof (and smaller roofs); a wrecked bus; a broken down passenger van; two major renovations to the men's/women's spas; various pumps and HVAC unit repairs, parts and services for our grounds equipment (for the Spring); new water fountain; new control panel for a convection oven; etc. etc. etc.
5. I have cabin fever. I'm looking forward to getting on the course, metal detecting or just doing some general hiking. My back is killing me and I think it's due to lack of exercise. Maybe I should take advantage of my free health club membership, huh?
6. Julie and I saw "Avatar." The 3-D was neat and I liked the animation. The movie itself was kind of crappy. And long.
7. Heath bars may be the best candy ever made.
8. I bought "The Life of Brian" and "28 Days later" at Half-Price a few days ago. I'm looking forward to watching them. I don't remember giving permission for a biographical movie, but I'm sure it's good! How can it not be?
9. I have given up using my CD travel cases and have gone back to storing my CDs in the original cases. If anyone has extra jewel cases, I'd be happy to take them off your hands.
10. Julie and I had a discussion a few nights ago about what we found scarier; earthquakes or tornadoes. She argued tornadoes due to their nature. Plus she said spending half her life growing up in California caused her to get used to earthquakes. I, of course, argued earthquakes because they effect a wider area, offer little warning if any and a real big one can level an area for hundreds of miles around (especially in this area). What do you think?
11. The guy who worked here before me has a son in the daycare down the hall. The first few weeks I was here he would stop and give me the evil eye while I sat in my office. He would even ask, "what are you doing in my daddy's office?" Now he just waves, but I often hear the other kids saying, "Carson, there's your dad!" And he always says, "that's not my dad! My dad has a new job in a new office!"
12. I am going to stop on 12 because it feels like a good one on which to stop.

Earth-quack Coverage

I am no expert when it comes to earthquakes and seismology, however I consider myself more educated on the science than the average bear. I am fascinated by seismology and have read several books concerning the subject. I even break out old text books from time to time. So it is only natural I get a little "rattled" when I hear a national news outlet give wrong information concerning earthquakes, no matter how trivial it is.

CNN's coverage of the quake in Haiti has been non-stop the past two days. During this time, they have interviewed everyone they can round up. The first night of coverage, they kept going to CNN's chief meteorologist to discuss the earthquake and to get his expert opinion on what Haiti can expect in the coming weeks. This is where my problem begins.

First, why is a meteorologist the in-house expert on earthquakes. Shouldn't they find a seismologist to speak with. I understand it is all "Earth Science", but I wouldn't call the fire department when someone was breaking into my home. They may all be emergency services, but unless the Wicked Witch of the West is busting into my flat, that fire hose won't do much good.

The meteorologist began discussing the type of waves created during and earthquake; P-waves and S-waves. He used an analogy for P-waves, comparing them to train cars bumping into each other. The first car bumps the second car, which then causes that car to bump into the third car, and so on. Fine. P-waves, or primary waves are also called compression waves.

The problem I had is when it came to describing the S-waves. He again used an analogy, but this time he used a jump rope. If you lay the jump rope on the ground, grab one end, and swish it side to side, you create a 'S' type wave. He said the wave is called and S-Wave because it looks like an 'S.' I admit, I yelled at the TV when he said this. In the grand scheme of things I understand this is isn't important, but this was a paltry explanation that sounded as if he made it up on the spot. S-waves, or transverse waves, are secondary waves. So, in review, a P-wave is a primary wave and a S-wave is secondary wave. It's not called 'S' because it looks like an 'S.'

I know this is trivial and doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, but it bothered me.

Crappy to the Max

I spent this past weekend with Julie and several of her friends (a few who came in from out of town). Saturday we went to the Louisville Science Museum to see "Ghosts of the Abyss" at IMAX and then check out the Titanic exhibit. We ended the evening by having sushi at Sapporo on Bardstown Road and then heading to Flannigan's.

• The IMAX film was awful. The point of going to see a film in the IMAX format (for me) is (A) to experience the cinematography. I want to have a physical reaction to the motion on the screen. And (B) I want o to learn. After all, it is a science museum -- a place for learning and exploring. "Ghosts of the Abyss" had decent moments, but overall failed miserably. It was interesting to see the sunken parts of Titanic overlaid with recreations of that part, and"ghosts," or images of people, to give the audience an idea of what it would have looked like while in use. However, the majority of the film focused too much on actor Bill Paxton, who narrated the documentary and hitched a ride on one of the submersibles. Too many shots of his face, or Paxton looking out over the Atlantic, reflecting on how amazing and humbling he found the experience, made for a frustrating hour. I wanted to yell "show me the wreckage! Show me the expedition equipment! Show me something other than Paxton's four story face!" A 9/11 reference was thrown in too (because it happened during the filming), but seemed strangely out of place and forced.
• The exhibit was interesting simply because it was a chance to see recovered items from the wreckage. If you have never seen this type of exhibit, I would recommend going. Parts of the ship, personal belongings, paper money, coins, letters and postcards, pieces of various parts of the ships interior, china, a champagne bottle still half full, etc, etc. etc. are all on display. Seeing these items so remarkably preserved considering they were 2 miles below the North Atlantic for 100 years was a neat experience.
• Sapporo was good, but I can still say I don't crave sushi like I was told I would. I like it enough that I don't mind eating it and I like exploring different types. At least my chop stick skills are getting better.

"Poor Horatio"

The first winter storm watch of the season has been issued for Louisville a full 36 hours ahead of the estimated arrival time. The ground is indeed cold enough for the snow to stick immediately and the forecast is for blowing snow. It doesn't sound like it will be a good 'snowman' or 'snowball' making storm. Too dry. Except for the added hours at work, I'm looking forward to the first storm of the season. If it must be 15 degrees, it might as well snow. If not, bring on summer.I'm curious to see how close the local stations are on the forecast this far out. I believe them that it will be all snow, because this is coming from the North...bringing more cold air with it. Right now the prediction is 2"-4". Nothing major, but can cause a few problems. The normal ratio for snowfall is 10:1 (10 inches of snow for 1 inch of liquid precip). However, I have heard some national meteorologists give numbers as high as 40...even 50:1 ratios due to the intense cold. I think the local gurus are saying about 20-25:1, but only forecasting .25 of precipitation.

What it comes down to is this. It will snow...some. It will be cold. Dad, watch out for those icicles. Mom, keep your quilting/reading gloves handy. Kevin, if you take a walk in your neighborhood, watch out for falling tree limbs. Mark and Kim, get the sleds ready for the girls. I'll be out throwing snowballs at salt trucks.

Buckle B's Log: Day 1

Following my duties as the designated driver for last night's New Year festivities, I find myself a few short hours later sitting in my office at work. Two small issues have come up this morning, both requiring that I be here, but not urgent enough to feel like my time isn't being wasted.

I also don't feel too tip top and the last thing I want to do is start the new year sick. My throat is a little sore and my head hurts, but I'm hoping it's from having to yell in conversation over the band last night. If I can sneak out early today, I will try to nap when I get home.

• I'm looking forward to the UK/UofL game Saturday. I hope I'm still excited about it after it's over. I feel good about UK winning this game, but it's a rivalry game against a Pitino team. If they hit 3's, it could be a long day.

• And it looks like the ground will be frozen this weekend, so no metal detecting. Looking at the extended forecast, the cold temperatures appear to be hanging around for awhile with the potential of snow next week. I think I might detect around my patio tonight inside the fence line so I can give my detector a workout.

I'm sure I'll post again today amongst all the action happening here at the J. Until then, I hope your New Year isn't as creepy as that "2010" baby....yikes!

Funny Metal Detecting "Clad"

I came across this site while doing some research on my lunch hour. I thought a few of these shirts were funny, especially the evolution of metal detecting and the anti-pull tab shirts. Don't be surprised if I do some 2010 Christmas shopping on this site.

http://shop.cafepress.com/metal-detecting?page=1

Buckle B's Year End Review

Personally, 2009 was a year I may not be able to fully wrap my mind around for awhile. You know the details, so I won't go into them. But the year has ended on an extremely positive note and I am excited about 2010.

Here are a few things that stand out in my mind while looking back on the events of the past year, in no particular order:

• The August 4th rain storm was impressive. Being the weather geek I am, it doesn't take much to impress me, but rainfall rates of 9" per hour in some areas around Louisville? That is something you usually only hear about in hurricanes, in the tropics or on top of some mountain in a remote rain forest. Plus working at Slugger Field gave me a different perspective.
• The hiring of John Calipari at Kentucky: I was a little nervous about the "baggage" Calipari brought with him. Currently I'm blinded by the early success. I just hope the aura presently surrounding UK basketball doesn't go the way of Tiger Woods. And speaking of Tiger Woods...
• I am more disappointed than the average person concerning the Tiger Woods issue. Not because my opinion of him as a person has changed, because it really hasn't, but because this could take him away from the game of golf for the foreseeable future. I enjoy watching Tiger Woods play golf. He is the best in my favorite sport and I hate the fact I may not see him play for awhile. I will still watch golf (and enjoy it), but I will miss watching the best golfer on the planet.
• Barack Obama becoming President of the United States. This does not stand out because he is the first black president (sorry Slick Willy), but because I can't believe a man named Barack Hussein Obama was elected President of the United States just 7 years after the 9/11 attacks. The general population (i.e. red states) were so terrified of anyone with a middle eastern sounding name. Politics aside, I find it ironic and fascinating he was able to win the election (but then again, look at his competition).

I would like to hear what everyone else remembers about 2009. It can be anything at all: personal, news, sports etc.

A Heart Warming Message from a "Christian"-Merry Christmas!

"This is a sickening display of the atheist agenda at work. I pray that we
can get some leadership to round-up these people and give them a taste of their
own medicine. If they don't believe is [sic] God, I say we send them a one-way Express ticket to meet their Creator. As someone said, as Christians, we only need to turn the other cheek TO OTHER CHRISTIANS. Everyone else can go die for all I care. PS. MERRY CHRISTMAS."

How Not to Fix a Pool Chemical Pump

One thing I have learned during my short time at the JCC is the big things usually break in the last hour of the day. Out of the four workers on my maintenance staff, one is on vacation, one is still out sick since a heart attack in November and the other two leave at 3:30 each day because they get in very early.

I received a call from aquatics (as usual) and was told the chlorine pump "center tube" was not working, therefore no chlorine was getting to the pool. I didn't even know where the chlorine pump was located, much less what a center tube was or how to fix it.

I called the maintenance guy that is on vacation (something he told me to do if I ever needed anything) and told him what the problem was. He directed me to the pump and gave me step by step instructions over the phone of where to find the part and how to replace it. The repair itself was easy, so I know how to fix at least one thing on a pool if it every happens again.

However, the worst part was not the repair, but the smooth move I pulled while repairing it. I unplugged the pump like I was supposed to so no chlorine was being pumped through the tubing. However, when I pulled the small "broken" tube off, it still had drops of chlorine in it. While pulling it off, a few drops of chlorine flipped out and went straight into my left eye. I flushed it out with water and then finished the repair with basically one eye. Looking in the mirror last night I had a chemical burn on my eye...a little raised nodule I could feel when I blinked.

The redness went away and the burning stopped last night. Today it feels almost as good as new, except my left eye seems to be over actively "making sleep" throughout the day in an attempt to completely heal itself.

Bottom line is, even if everything is turned off and looks dry, wear goggles, genius.

"Ugly" Sweater Party

I'm a man who takes great pride in his appearance, so when it comes to parties I like to look my best. This is why I was humiliated and broken hearted when I won second place in at an "ugly Christmas sweater" party on Saturday.

Apparently there were drunk people judging who wouldn't recognize high fashion if they unwrapped it on Christmas morning.

I thought having Julie by my side would only make me look that much better, but apparently it backfired and everyone just assumed she was with me out of pity.

It's nice to know I wasn't voted "ugliest" at the party, but I didn't appreciate having to pose in the line up of 1st, 2nd and 3rd like it was the stinking Olympics!

Anyway, I had fun at the party and I am willing to auction off the sweater after the holidays. I'm sure it will fetch a pretty penny in Milan or Paris. I guess such beauty is lost here in the United States.

This Ain't Your Grandma's Spin Class

I participated in a "spin class" at the LAC last night with Julie and her friend Dala. Basically it's an hour long intense workout on a stationary bike. I should be doing the classes at the JCC, and I will, but I have four free guest visits at the LAC, so I might as well use them.

I was told last night's class was more intense than most. Over the course of an hour, we never stopped and constantly pushed ourselves between 60% -100% maximum effort (except for the first 5 minutes we spent increasing the heart rate and getting warm). It was fantastic cardio work plus we did hills and stretches of standing up on the bike doing runs and sprints. I usually don't sweat much, but I had sweat pouring off my face the entire time. The instructor did a great job of pushing us to our limit. Just when you think you couldn't go anymore, he would make you go another 30 seconds. My legs are like Jell-O today, but it was definitely a great workout. I'm not saying I look forward to the next time, but I think I'll be back.

Ho Ho Holy Hell He's an Atheist!

The article linked below is about a man in North Carolina who was elected to the city council. But, because he is an atheist, according to the North Carolina constitution, he is not eligible to serve. The U.S. Constitution, obviously, trumps this. It will be interesting to see how many lawsuits are filed just to give him grief (to be fair, the guy may be a complete idiot, but he did win the election).

http://www.citizen-times.com/article/20091208/NEWS01/912080327/Critics-of-Cecil-Bothwell-cite-N.C.-bar-to-atheists

I've copied and pasted some of my favorite reader's comments below...you know...the ones that give me that warm fuzzy feeling.

"It is difficult for a person without faith and accountance to have
character and be accountable for their actions."

"I am curious what moral beliefs an atheist has and what guides their belief. Since the ten commandments are irrelevant in their beliefs...Are atheists able to be selective in choosing the ones that apply to them and the situation?"

"When he is in the hell he denies and desires to call and check on the city he once served, it will be a local call." -basically saying Ashville will become hell if they start electing atheists to office.

"On his/her deathbed, no one is an atheist. We want to live like the devil, but be saved from death like an angel. It's okay. God knows how you feel. He was once in human form, and knows exactly how you feel."

That Was a Rough 12 Hours

Around 3 o'clock Monday afternoon while at my desk I started feeling sore and tired. By 3:30 I had broken into cold sweats. I knew then I should probably head home. By 4:15 I was in bed with a comforter and a quilt, my body pillow and two regular pillows with the heat cranked up in my apartment. I was drenched in sweat but couldn't get warm. I was miserable. My leg and back muscles had a strange tingling sensation and felt like rubber. I slept until 9pm and felt I needed to get up. I was feeling extremely nauseous and wanted to sit up for a bit. Walking into the living room was a chore and I collapsed on the couch out of breath. My plan was to sit up and watch "Big Bang Theory," try to eat a little, drink some juice and then go back to bed. A few minutes after being in the living room, I knew my reputation for hardly ever getting "sick" was in jeopardy. I went to the bathroom for a good half-hour and sat on the edge of the tub. To make a long story short, I need to start a new streak. I went back into the living room and watched my show (I love having a DVR), ate a bowl of chicken noodle soup and drank a small glass of juice. I went back to bed around 10:30 and slept soundly until 3am. I noticed then I was still very tired, but felt better. When I woke up for good at 6:30, I felt great.

All I can figure is it was an intense 12 hour bug or food poisoning. Very strange.

"Blue Jesus" John Wall Photoshops

Addendum to My Christmas List

I thought of a few more things to add to my Christmas list if needed (all Harry Potter related). I still need "The Sorcerer's Stone" and "Deathly Hallows" (book 1 & 7) in the Harry Potter series. I would also like to have the "Half-Blood Prince" movie since it just came out on DVD.

Thanks. And please don't have Aunt Bethany wrap any of my gifts or I'll wind up getting green Jell-O or her cat.

"Is This the Airport, Clark?"

Ok, so it's not as beautiful as the Griswold's house at Christmas, but I blame it on not having enough lights. Julie asked me to hang lights outside her house because this is her first Christmas being settled in. When I get a better picture with a real camera, I'll post it. But for now you'll just have to look at one from my Sprint POS.

Uncle Leo Would Be Very Disappointed

I have noticed for the past several years how often I say hello to someone in passing and never get a response. I don't say hello to everyone I pass. For example, if I'm in a crowd or if the other person is talking on the phone I won't bother. If I'm in an empty stairwell or hallway, however, and I pass someone, I will say at the very least "hello." Sometimes it is followed by "how are you today?" Simple and cliche, I know, but it's just being polite.

I've also noticed I often don't receive a "thank you" when I hold a door open for someone. I have found myself plenty of times biting my tongue to prevent myself from giving a sarcastic "your welcome!' But this is beside the point...

While thinking about this I have noticed one peculiar constant. The offenders usually seem to be older. Is this because it's unexpected coming from someone younger and they are thrown off? Is it because they are just getting crotchety? Has the Bel-tone been turned down and they just can't hear it? Who knows... but if anyone has any insight into this, I would love to hear about it.

Buckle B's Christmas List

I have been asked to provide a list of a few small items I may want for Christmas besides the wonderful gift Santa already has for me. While I can't compete with Dad's list, here are a few things I have been thinking of.

• DVD-Any season of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"(Half-Price & B&M Exchange have them).


• Book-"Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal" by Christopher Moore (would like to have the black cover with the gilded edges).


• Any game for Nintendo Wii would be nice; NCAA football or basketball, NFL, MLB, Mario Kart (yes...I know...but it's Christmas and video games just come with the season).


• Any St. Louis Cardinals or UK apparel (you can never have enough)


• pizza cutter (for all the pizza I order that's already pre-sliced)


• cast iron skillet (for all the cooking I won't be doing)


• small bottle of CK One cologne (almost out) -you think I smell this good naturally?

Hope that helps.

"They can't all be winners kid."

Like a Stuck Pig

It looks like I might be getting the H1N1 vaccine on Saturday. I have gone back and forth on the decision, but I'm a sucker for mass panic. If my place is a mess, I start snorting when I laugh or start dating a frog, you'll know why. Who knows, this shot could save my bacon.

Nice Weekend

As usual, the weekend went by too fast, but it was nice. Friday night I went to Bardstown Road with Julie and two of her friends to see "See Emily Play." Emily is a friend of theirs. She was the singer and the guy, Brian, played the guitar. They are very similar to Kimmet and Doug if anyone has seen them around town. It was a low key night and a nice way to end the week.

Saturday I went to a wedding across the river. It was a co-worker of Julie's and I had the pleasure of being her date (There is a very funny story about the way the day started, beginning with picking up Julie, but I won't go into that here. You'll just have to ask me next time you see me). It was a small wedding, but met several of her co-workers. The food and the company were good. I did what I was supposed to do as a wedding date. Wore my suit and looked good, got the drinks and even got on the dance floor (in the back of the crowd so there will be no incriminating pictures). After the wedding, we went to Dundee and met with my friend Jeff for a bit before calling it a night. By the way, the Dundee Dip and the white bean chili are excellent!

Today was a day to spend around the apartment. I cleaned, did some laundry, loaded the dishwasher, went through some paperwork for work, went to the grocery and even had a little nap. I still have several things to get in order, but I had a good start.

I'm a little nervous still about starting the new work week. This will be my first full week, but once I get Monday under my belt, it will be fine. I have several big projects I need to getting rolling on, so hopefully the clock will not move as slow as it seemed to last week.

I am hoping with my first paycheck I can get a bed and a table for my dining room. I also had vacation days left with the Bats, so I get paid through the 15th by them. Nothing like double dipping on paychecks! Currently my box spring is sitting on the floor and I have to eat all my meals on the couch (which I will still probably do, but it will be nice to have the option).

That's all for now. Not real exciting, I know, but I still haven't felt settled enough to blog regularly. My life has seen several major changes in the last few months and they just keep on coming.

"So Long and Thanks for All the Fish"

I have spent the last week at Slugger trying to get my renewals out and tie up any loose ends before my last day next week. Going through files and trying to get a little better organized so it's easier on my former intern when he comes in. I believe my office is holding a farewell/congratulations party for me Monday at Fox & the Hound. Should be fun.

I start at the Jewish Community Center Wednesday. I'm sure I will be nervous (I already am), but I can't wait to get in there and start my new career. There will be a lot to learn and names to remember. I've already started reading about pool maintenance online.

I should have a fun weekend ahead before I get back to the grind next week. Softball tournament starts Thursday night (my first post season pitching debut), Waverly Hills w/Julie on Friday, Halloween party at her friends on Saturday and possibly headed to the UK open practice on Sunday.

As I was Saying...

Don't you just hate it when your interrupted and you forget what you were talking about? So where was I? Oh, that's right...I said I'd be blogging again soon. I don't have long because I'm "piggy-backing" off of someones wi-fi. It says the signal is week, but so far so good. If I get busted by "the man" and locked away, tell my story...

Anyway, I have spent tons of money the last few weeks buying things I need. Small items like a paper towel holder, pots and pans and a crock pot. And big items like a mattress set and laptop computer (which I am using now so you can read this wonderful blog. Please send donations to 937B...). I plan on getting my bed frame in the next week or two. Hopefully a real live wooden one with a headboard. I have an interview Tuesday morning, so I plan on getting to bed at a decent hour. I pretty much need this job so I can pay for all this swag.

The apartment is nice, it's just taking some time to fill up. At least it's not cluttered.

I saw "Zombieland" with my friend Aaron yesterday. I thoroughly enjoyed it. I enjoy any movie that makes me laugh while there is blood flying everywhere. So, Mark and Kevin, when you guys can go see it, I'm in.

Though the last few months have been anything but easy, I have had plenty of time to spend with friends, make better friends out of acquaintances and make new friends altogether. I look forward to having some family over soon to see the place. Maybe I'll throw in a few movies to sweeten the deal.

I'll be blogging more now and as soon as I sit down with my camera and figure it out, I'll be able to post pictures (if I take some). I also need to get out and metal detect...so much to do.

Ok...I'm out like Muhammed Ali playing Jenga!

Not Much to Post

Not much to post. Maybe I'm not in the writing mood, but I'm sure it will come around. I had a fun weekend (even though I had to work Saturday). St. Joe's and the festivities afterward were fun. It was nice to hangout with friends and make new ones. Now I am looking forward to dinner tonight with my wonderful family.

Backlog

I have a few stories I would like to share when I get the chance. I will be back blogging soon now that things have settled down a little and we don't have any games until next Friday. So stay tuned!

My Favorite TV Week of the Year

This week of TV is only rivaled by the opening rounds of the NCAA Basketball Tournament. The British Open isn't necessarily my favorite major, but it is my favorite to watch. The style of golf, the scenery and the history put it near the top, then the time makes it my clear favorite to watch. I love getting up early and watching golf before work. The weekend usually consists of me getting breakfast early and bringing it back before coverage begins. I then spend the morning propped up on the couch (along with some dozing) and watching The Open.

This post is a little late. The second round is due to tee off in a couple of hours, but here is my off the cuff reaction and picks for the climax of the oldest championship.

It was great to see Tom Watson shoot his lowest opening round in the British Open...and this is a guy who has won it 5 times. At 59 years old, I fully expect Watson to shoot his age tomorrow. It just depends on what hole he'll do it.

Mark Calcavecchia and Mark O'Meara are also nice to see near the top. However, I fully expect to see the cream rise to the top (unless weather becomes severe and then anything can happen). Tiger Woods will be around on Sunday as usual. However, the two players I see as my favorites this year are Steve Stricker and Lee Westwood. I picked them both in my jackpot and have a feeling one of the two guys will be winning their first major. It may even come down to a playoff between the two.

You heard it here first. Happy Open, ya Limeys!

Tuesday Evening Practice

I played out at Polo Fields tonight to get in a little practice. I like Polo Fields ok (especially when it is free), but some of the layout is a little strange and doesn't fit my eye well. Blind tee shots on several holes (including a par 3) make it tough to pick your spots and get a good visual.

As I have been doing, I'm playing from the back tees and playing the ball down to try and prepare for Wednesday. But, as I said before, I plan on doing this from now on. I find it more rewarding. Anyway, I managed to shoot 37-38 for 75. I did double bogey one hole but it was because we got a little goofy and I tried to kill a drive. It subsequently ended up bouncing around on someones deck.

My concerns about Lakeside Wednesday has nothing to do with the length of the course or keeping the ball in play. The course is neither long nor narrow. My main concern is the condition of the course. Rolling the ball would be no problem, but playing it down is a different game there. The course needs rain and the fairways are very dry. They are note bare, but the grass was dry and every shot felt like a hard pan lie.

I think I'll be hitting some shots over the next week off of that type of lie to see the best way to attack it, but maybe I'll just hit it in the rough.

Practice

I have been attempting to get in some practice lately amidst the hullabaloo and I feel comfortable enough than I can put forth a good effort next Wednesday in Lexington. The course was a little thin and dry, making playing the ball down tough. I almost felt better off in the rough. Anyway, I will be playing Polo Fields tonight (I love free golf) to get in a little more practice.

My official USGA handicap should become active anytime now. The revision went through today. As of now, it is still showing no handicap, but that should change. You can follow my scores and keep up with my current index at GHIN.com. Just do a handicap search and put in the right state and name. It's pretty neat because you can look up anyone. I even found Arnold Palmer's.

Summer Reading

I try to read as much as possible, but this time of year it takes me awhile to get through some books. Coming home after games, my eyes don't feel much like reading so I end up watching TV until I go to bed. I recently finished the first book of Phillip Pullman's "His Dark Materials" series, "The Golden Compass." It was much better than the movie, as expected, and I look forward to reading the last two. However, I have taken a break from the trilogy and started reading "The Power of One" by Bryce Courtenay. I've only finished the first chapter, but I am looking forward to reading it over the next few weeks. The plan is to finish this and then the last two Pullman books. After that, I'll get back into another non-fiction. Not sure what, but I think I'll thumb through the book Kevin lent me. I am thinking about another U.S. history book, but I seem to always come back to the physical sciences (Kevin, have you read "Einstein's Dreams"? And if so, is it good?)If anyone has any recommendations, please let me know.

Soooo Long Sucka!

So Ends An Era, But Not The Legend

The closure of Bellarmine Golf Course in July to make room for a parking lot and future buildings will put an end to one of the most famous courses in all of golf. Just like St. Andrews and Old Tom Morris or Augusta National and Bobby Jones, Bellarmine cannot be mentioned without the electrifying play of Brian Tabler. On October 12, 1988, his hole-in-one on the mountainous 4th hole sent shock waves throughout the golf world and transformed the game to it's current state. When asked about the destruction of the course he made famous, Tabler tearfully noted,

"They can plow it under. They can pave it, develop it and turn it into a concrete jungle. But history will remember. My fans will remember. I...will remember."

So ends an era, but not the legend.

Brief Update. Hopefully More Frequent Posts to Come

My promised highlights from round at Seneca, but I have since forgotten most of it (actually I haven't, but who cares about a round from over a week ago. I played well early until a 3 putt on the 7th and a nice triple bogey on the easy 8th hole par 3. I birdied 9 for a round of 40. The backside was a series of missed greens and bogeys. Pretty blah.

My last round after work with some guys at Nevel Meade was much more successful, even though I had too many bogeys the backside due strictly to mental errors instead of bad swings. I shot 35-40 for a 75. The highlight was on eagle on the par 5 7th. A high flop shot over a bunker from about 25 yards found the cup.

The bottom line is that I am hitting very good shots. Most of my mistakes come with poor club selection or trying shots that are unnecessary. So my goal is to stick to my game plan and take the simplest approach to shots. I will be playing Nevel Meade early Friday. I might get a round in Wednesday, but that depends on what Beth's schedule is. I also plan on getting one for the weekend. Free golf is great and I'm enjoying every minute of it. I feel I am playing the best golf in quite some time and just need ti keep my brain out of the way.

Work this current home stand has been crazy. Power outages during games, termite swarms in the Hall of Fame is absolutely ridiculous and numerous problems keep creeping up. Hopefully we are due for a smooth game.

That's it for now. I'm going to bed. Thanks to all those you keep checking my blog and I'm sure I will get back to it this week.

...One last note, my cornhole record for the season is 57-12. I've played quite a bit and am looking for some tournaments if anyone hears of any.

Admit It, You Missed Me

It is getting late and I don't feel like writing, but I just wanted to let everyone know and am still kicking. My plan is to post again tomorrow. Until then, I will just leave you with a few thoughts.

• Rachel Alexandra is a great horse and Mine That Bird is a very good horse. But I was rooting against Mine That Bird because I don't like his trainer.
• I was happy to see Henrik Stenson win The Players Championship last week. As far as international players go, he's alright...and any guy willing to hit a shot on national TV in his skivies is ok in my book. At least he didn't pull a Rick Jackson (a story I will not get into detail on this blog).
• My golf game is coming around and I expect to make further improvements this summer.
• I'm rooting for the astronauts working on the Hubble. Go astronauts go!
• My combined cornhole record this year is 40 -9. Not bad.

Just like Pop, I will post a post round recap of my round at Seneca tomorrow. My goal this year is too shoot a round in the 60's. Thanks for checking back in...I'm going to bad befor I fall asleep with zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Random Derby Stuff and More

• Friesan Fire. Enough said. If you're looking for an exacta, toss in Dunkirk. Feel free to send me a check. I recommend 20% of any earnings, but you may contribute more if you are really thankful.
• Cornhole boards available for Derby- I don't know what we are doing Derby Day yet, but it looks like the big shin-dig in Indiana is a possibility. I do have cornhole boards at work I can bring if anyone thinks they are needed (I know I'd use them).
• I have decided to play golf on Oaks Day. I have a morning tee time at Oxmoor with a few guys from work. I am trying to get in all the practice I can before the North Korean Express hits town next week (I thing Wag may want some revenge after the Herculean comeback at Shawnee on Sunday).
• I finally finished "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea." Jules Verne wrote the book in 1870. His foresight about submarines and other technology was amazing. While reading it, it seemed like he already new of the technology invented in the first quarter of the 20th century. I will have to learn more about him.
• Up next is the "His Dark Materials" trilogy by Phillip Pullman. The first book is "The Golden Compass." Beth is almost done with the last book, so I need to go ahead and read them so we can discuss. Maybe will have tea and strumpets...

I mean crumpets.

Showdown at the Valley

Saturday, May 9th, 2009 may begin just like any other day, but the hours that spill following sunrise will be retold for generations. The Coca-Cola Scramble at Sun Valley will witness two of the most formidable and electrifying scramble teams ever assembled on wide wide Dixie Highway. This town ain't big enough for the both of them, but the drama will be mammoth.

The first team is anchored by the father-son combo of Mark & Matt Wagner. This golf duo stooped to recruiting talent outside the United States. In a deal tenuously struck with North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, the Wagners acquired two of Pyongyang's biggest stars- Joo-Lee and Jit - in exchange for a collection of Warner Bros. cartoon DVD's. When asked if the language barrier may cause problems among the team, Wag senior snarled, "ya ain't got to speak no English to whoop some Tabler a**!"

When reporters asked Joo-Lee her reaction to playing in this tournament for the first time, she commented, "Coka-Cora ...been...very good... to me because... supreme leader say so very good."

The Don of the Tabler family, Bob "Steel Joints" Tabler, doesn't understand his family's sketchy reputation among those in the field. The Tabler's intimidation techniques are well known on the links, but the Don insists he raised his children to be respectful and upstanding members of the community. "I manage my boys with a firm and nurturing hand just like any loving father. They're good fellas."

His eldest son, Mark "Deep Freezer" Tabler, seems to have the raw ability, if not the refined skills of the "family business." Kevin " Hook n' Slice" Tabler works the ball around the course like a marionette. And Brian "Anchors" Tabler, the heavy weight of the team, has the experience and skill to drown the competition.

The golf committee may be wise to keep these teams separated on opposite sides of the course, but the TV ratings beg for a Team A-B match-up. With the Tabler team throwing daggers and the Wagner-Lee team launching missiles, the morning of May 9th will be a red dawn.

Cornhole Boards

A guy I work with built us some new cornhole boards for the office because the ones we plundered from the grounds crew were reclaimed on Thunder Saturday. I have put one coat of paint as a primer and lightly sanded them. My next job is to paint them with a semi-gloss paint and finally put on a thin coat of varnish.

I am also in the market for my own boards. Even though I have no space to store them (I'm sure my wonderful parents may watch after them for me because I'm sure we'd use them over there quite a bit). I haven't decided if I should have this same guy make me some or just buy a set. However, this brings me to the point of this blog post. I am searching for suggestions on the design of the boards. I have thought of the obvious idea of having team logos (I would like to have UK or St. Louis Cardinal designs). But I'm searching for something unique. I know my family is very creative and warped (in a good way) and could think of some interesting ideas.

For those of you unfamiliar with a cornhole board (and I can't imagine who that would be), I need to paint two of these:

Mt. Redoubt Web Cam

For any of you following the activity of Mt. Redoubt in Alaska, here is the link to the web cam updated every few minutes. Also, if you look to the left of the page, you will see a few different web cam locations for the volcano.

http://www.avo.alaska.edu/webcam/Redoubt_-_Hut.php

Happy Anniversary Mark & KIm

I didn't call you today because I knew you were out celebrating, but Happy Anniversary. I think we are all celebrating the fact that two such wonderful people found each other and ended up being such committed parents to two beautiful girls. We love you!

The Church & The Chiller

I had a few errands to run during lunch today and ended up on Bardstown Road in the Highlands. I pulled through a drive through to get a quick bite and decided to drive back in the neighborhoods around Cave Hill Cemetery. I found a nice quiet street and enjoyed the different architecture of the various houses and apartments unique to the Highlands. The grass is green, flowers and trees are in bloom and everything looks wonderful. As I sat in my car devouring my sandwich and listening to "State of Affairs" on NPR, I noticed several of the yards had signs in them that read: "Highland Presbyterian: Please Move Your Chiller."

I started wondering,"what the heck does that mean?" As I pulled away from the curb and drove down the block a few houses, I saw a different sign that read: www.thechurchandthechiller.com.

You can read for yourself the issue at hand, but it is hard to believe the church has so far gotten away with it. What happened to the days of shutting all the windows in the church in the summer and opening them all in the winter. That's how I remember it anyway (I'm looking at YOU Sister Margaret!)

When Worlds Collide

The article linked below came out in November 2008, but I only came across it last night. It is from World Net Daily. Though I have no idea of this publications background, I suspect it to be a right wing conservative publication. Again, I have not researched it, so I first read it as an unbiased article (although the author calls "The God Delusion" an anti-Christian book, which leads me to believe he has not read it, or did not comprehend it. Also, a link to a book in the middle of the article on the spread of atheism titled "The Marketing of Evil" was a little obvious). Please read:
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=81459

While respecting the circumstances and feelings surrounding a case like this, especially a suicide of a young student, I find the reasoning of the student's family and friends short sighted and ignorant. Emotions often cloud judgement in such circumstances, but the slant the writer uses in the article adds to my disgust.

To suggest a book's presentation of "irrefutable" evidence destroys and undermines a persons faith and should be held accountable for "malpractice" is like blaming the iceberg for the Titanic hurling faster and faster, unchecked, through the icy North Atlantic. The evidence is what it is, so maybe the preliminary mindset is to blame. Did it not occur to anyone this young mind had been molded and filled with so much unquestionable "faith" that he forgot to think for himself. And once faced with ideas that break the mold, he was unable to cope. Even though it may hurt, blaming the truth is never a good idea.

The father stated by allowing his son to attend a secular school, he felt like he "put a toddler in the front of [his] car ." Kilgore's son was 22 years old. Definitely not a toddler, but he demonstrated the binding paralysis of a lifetime of indoctrination.

"I want to hold schools accountable for what they're teaching our kids. This was malpractice," he said. Challenging college students to read a book (not in the curriculum? GASP!) and allowing them to come to their own conclusions? How appalling! The problem did not lie in the book. The demise of this student started 20 years earlier, with the force feeding of misinformation, the discouragement of questioning, and the unaccountabilty of fundamental religious teaching.

A Spring Time High School Movie Classic Worth Reposting

Caution: One 4-Letter Word at the End

My Champions Dinner

One of the great traditions of The Masters is the Champions Dinner. Below is a list of recent champions. Then, I will give you what I would pick.

"Winners of The Masters are members of an exclusive club, so they get together each year on the Tuesday night of tournament week to welcome the previous year's winner to the club. That club is officially known as the Masters Club, but unofficially the gathering is called the Champions Dinner.
The previous year's winner gets to select the menu (and pick up the tab!). Over the years, the dinner fare has ranged from cheeseburgers to sushi to haggis (if you don't know what haggis is, you're better off that way). But the former champs aren't required to eat what the defending champion selects. If the reigning champ's taste isn't to the taste of other Masters winners in the room, they can order off Augusta National's regular menu (which includes steaks, chicken and fish dishes).
Our favorite Champions Dinner menu was the one offered by Tiger Woods in 1998: cheeseburgers, chicken sandwiches, french fries and milkshakes. Hey, Tiger was only 22 at the time.
It's difficult to find info on Champions Dinner menus from the early days of the event, but more recent menus are usually reported in the media in the weeks leading up to The Masters.
Here is a sampling of Champions Dinner fare (the source for most of the pre-2000 menus listed below is a 1999 article in The Augusta Chronicle by Emily Sollie):
Trevor Immelman, 2009: Bobotie (a spiced minced meat pie with an egg topping), sosaties (type of chicken skewer), spinach salad, milk tart and South African wines.
Zach Johnson, 2008: Iowa beef, Florida shrimp.
Phil Mickelson, 2007: Barbecued ribs, chicken, sausage and pulled pork, with cole slaw.
Tiger Woods, 2006: Stuffed jalapeno and quesadilla appetizers with salsa and guacamole; green salad; steak fajitas, chicken fajitas, Mexican rice, refried beans; apple pie and ice cream for dessert.
Phil Mickelson, 2005: Lobster ravioli in tomato cream sauce, Caesar's salad, garlic bread.
Mike Weir, 2004: Elk, wild boar, Arctic char (that's a fish), Canadian beer.
Tiger Woods, 2002: Porterhouse steak and chicken with a sushi appetizer.
Vijay Singh, 2001: Seafood tom kah, chicken panang curry, baked sea scallops with garlic sauce, rack of lamb with yellow kari sauce, baked filet Chilean sea bass with three flavor chili sauce, lychee sorbet.
Mark O'Meara, 1999: Chicken fajitas, steak fajitas, sushi, tuna sashimi.
Tiger Woods, 1998: Cheeseburgers, chicken sandwiches, french fries, milkshakes.
Nick Faldo, 1997: Fish and chips, tomato soup.
Ben Crenshaw, 1996: Texas barbecue.
Jose Maria Olazabal, 1995: Paella (a Spanish rice dish) and hake (whitefish), plus tapas.
Bernhard Langer, 1994: Turkey and dressing, black forest torte."

Brian Tabler, 3-Time Lagoon Legend Memorial Champion: Prime Rib sandwiches w/ raw horseradish and au' jus, roasted red pepper chicken fettucini alfredo, baked potatoes and grilled sweet corn. For dessert, chocolate silk pie, rasberry cheesecake and hot fudge sundaes.

Yum, yum!

A Tradition Unlike Any Other...Taking Pop's Money

One of my favorite four day stretches is upon us as The Masters gets started Thursday morning. While I sit here and watch Live From The Masters on the Golf Channel, I have been contemplating the $1 bet I made with Pop. He took Tiger Woods and is giving me 5 golfers of my choice. If Tiger wears the Green Jacket, he collects the buck. If one of my guys slips it on, I get it. Simple as that. So, with hours upon hours of research, crunching numbers and reviewing over 60 years of footage, I give you my picks. Good Luck Pops...let's hope Tiger's knee doesn't get reinjured. "He'll quit the game."

1) Phil Mickelson

2) Geoff Ogilvy

3) Padraig Harrington

4) Paul Casey

5) Justin Rose

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MOM & DAD!

The title says it all. I'm trying to remember...is this the 42nd? Please correct me if I am wrong. I hope you all have a great day and we love you.